[freakoutgirl]

searching your url (or past urls), are you mentioned on fanlore.org?

No

Yes, I am mentioned but don't have my own page

Yes, I have my own page

Voting ended onMar 10

x

[allthingsmustfall]

So while fruitlessly searching myself I got on this page of fan lore and I just. Have questions.

[hp-mineccraft]

There is not a shred of doubt in my mind that somewhere in Ankh-Morpork, Sam Vimes has a drag king impersonater

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

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Me: I would like to write some pornography, please.

Also me: I don't think that this sociopolitical contrivance is authentic enough, and if I don't resolve that aside from chapter one it will feel sloppy, and I don't think I'm hitting the right line between too-subtle-to-notice and ham fisted for this bit of foreshadowing. A POV shift here doesn't make sense but I have a line that I came up with a week ago that only makes sense right here and in this characters headspace, so now I need to pad out a few scenes so the change doesn't feel abrupt. I didn't want to add a serial killer subplot, but how the hell do I justify them fucking without it? No, they haven't even touched yet, yes I'm 5k in.

[allthingsmustfall]

I forgot about these tags until I was reading back through this today and Jesus fuck yes ghost shibari bondage, Edwin trusting TKC enough to want to offer up some genuine vulnerability and TKC saying "oh sweetheart I can *absolutely* figure this out."

OH AND OF COURSE CHARLES FINDS IT

CHARLES, fully fucking clutching his pearls: Edwin. Mate. What the bloody hell is this? Explain. Now.

EDWIN, king of intellectualization: Well, um. There are… activities… technically only possible for the living, and the Cat King had some...oh, some suggestions regarding how one might approximate-

THOMAS, lounging on a fainting couch that he materialized just for this entrance, leather pants, mink coat, no shoes no shirt, eating an apple: oh this is *fun*. Bc He wanted me to tie him up while I hit him with things, pretty boy. Don’t make that face. We use a safe word.

EDWIN, strangled: It’s… ‘veterinarian.’

THOMAS, hissing, suddenly much less composed: DON’T SAY IT CASUALLY.

CHARLES: WHY WOULD THAT BE THE WORD. NO, DO NOT TELL ME. NEITHER OF YOU EVER TELL ME.

EDWIN: Charles, I swear it’s not what it sounds like-

THOMAS, grinning: It is EXACTLY what it sounds like.

[krussyarts]

Insane show, These three are my favorites, ranked by how much effort I put in

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waifs and strays

"You’d like me to believe that one of the royals tripped over their feet into a TNR trap from a well meaning old lady that smells like menthols and moth balls?” He tipped his head, arching an eyebrow down at Casper. “Do you really think that anyone in my family would be so stupid as to -”

And he stopped. He let the belt still, staring at a glittering reflection cast on the wall. “Shit.”

Casper gave him an unimpressed look. “Think he’s your brother. Hamish?”

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Chapter two!

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Chapter three!

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Chapter 4!

[deadboydetectivesdaily]

and oh boy he did

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Oh....kay,” Thomas said slowly, taking in Charles’ fevered expression and the agonized slant of Edwin’s shoulders. “Did you...think I could undo one of the Endless’ little pranks?” he asked incredulously. He turned a look on Edwin. “Did you think you could? Don’t get me wrong, babe, you’ve got a lot of horsepower under the hood, but even for you that’s thinking a bit much of yourself, isn’t it?”

“No,” Crystal said. “We called you to talk them into it.” She grabbed Niko by the elbow and hauled her back out the door. “That’s your thing, right, ‘do what thou wilt’?” She jerked her chin at the boys. “Explain it to them.”

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just last the year cat king/charles rowland, cat king/charles rowland/edwin payne

He was stumbling as he appeared in the Dead Boy Detective Agency, light-headed and clumsy and with Edwin more or less slung across his shoulders - his limbs were limp as a corpse, and he was too light, too insubstantial, half faded away already.

[daily-spooky]

[raevenlywrites]

[scotchnlondonfogg]

A most excellent addition to the post....

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waifs and strays

"You’d like me to believe that one of the royals tripped over their feet into a TNR trap from a well meaning old lady that smells like menthols and moth balls?” He tipped his head, arching an eyebrow down at Casper. “Do you really think that anyone in my family would be so stupid as to -”

And he stopped. He let the belt still, staring at a glittering reflection cast on the wall. “Shit.”

Casper gave him an unimpressed look. “Think he’s your brother. Hamish?”

[allthingsmustfall]

Chapter two!

[allthingsmustfall]

Chapter three!

[allthingsmustfall]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Oh....kay,” Thomas said slowly, taking in Charles’ fevered expression and the agonized slant of Edwin’s shoulders. “Did you...think I could undo one of the Endless’ little pranks?” he asked incredulously. He turned a look on Edwin. “Did you think you could? Don’t get me wrong, babe, you’ve got a lot of horsepower under the hood, but even for you that’s thinking a bit much of yourself, isn’t it?”

“No,” Crystal said. “We called you to talk them into it.” She grabbed Niko by the elbow and hauled her back out the door. “That’s your thing, right, ‘do what thou wilt’?” She jerked her chin at the boys. “Explain it to them.”

[allthingsmustfall]

waifs and strays

"You’d like me to believe that one of the royals tripped over their feet into a TNR trap from a well meaning old lady that smells like menthols and moth balls?” He tipped his head, arching an eyebrow down at Casper. “Do you really think that anyone in my family would be so stupid as to -”

And he stopped. He let the belt still, staring at a glittering reflection cast on the wall. “Shit.”

Casper gave him an unimpressed look. “Think he’s your brother. Hamish?”

[allthingsmustfall]

Chapter two!

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waifs and strays

"You’d like me to believe that one of the royals tripped over their feet into a TNR trap from a well meaning old lady that smells like menthols and moth balls?” He tipped his head, arching an eyebrow down at Casper. “Do you really think that anyone in my family would be so stupid as to -”

And he stopped. He let the belt still, staring at a glittering reflection cast on the wall. “Shit.”

Casper gave him an unimpressed look. “Think he’s your brother. Hamish?”

[allthingsmustfall]

Me: I would like to write some pornography, please.

Also me: I don't think that this sociopolitical contrivance is authentic enough, and if I don't resolve that aside from chapter one it will feel sloppy, and I don't think I'm hitting the right line between too-subtle-to-notice and ham fisted for this bit of foreshadowing. A POV shift here doesn't make sense but I have a line that I came up with a week ago that only makes sense right here and in this characters headspace, so now I need to pad out a few scenes so the change doesn't feel abrupt. I didn't want to add a serial killer subplot, but how the hell do I justify them fucking without it? No, they haven't even touched yet, yes I'm 5k in.

[flashphotograph]

Cat King & Edwin Payne You are so oddly handsome. Dead Boys Detective Agency

[allthingsmustfall]

Man I watched this when it first came out but let me tell you that my brain absolutely DELIGHTS in this slutty slutty trickster god who just really wants to use the Edwardian Twink as a scratching post. Like! Yes, iconic. Manscaped, smug, bored, captivated, pouty, a god damn GRIN that could make a nun blush. He probably shops at thrift stores and is INSUFFERABLE about it. He's probably the guy that calls you "good boy" and makes you fucking LEARN something about yourself. The EYE CONTACT. The GRIN. Hes pushy in bed but God damn he'd make it hard to regret it. I want fifteen seasons of this menace going around being the sexual awakening of repressed all boys school alumni and pushing water glasses off tables on a cosmic scale just to see what sounds it makes when it shatters. I love him, no notes.

[cameoliob]

Kallus' first life day celebration was fuckign bonkers

[thatrandombystander]

Rip to everyone on this site who didn't realise they were following sleeper dragon age fans. The fandom is awakening from its deep slumber.

[maintitle-deactivated20250727]

This is just way too good to be in the notes @chohouse

It's Darkspawn Chronicles with the way we're crawling out of the Deep to answer The Calling