taylorβs ex boyfriends ranked by how funny their role in her discography is
calvin harris (dated for over a year and he doesnβt have a single song)
joe jonas (she will. not. let this man breathe.mp3)
tom hiddleston (gets dissed once in every album since 2016)
harry styles (bad driver/wants him to interrupt her wedding)
jake gyllenhaal (whole album about how heβs a pretentious douchebag)
connor kennedy (inspired kennedy family fanfiction)
john mayer (clap if you think he should suffer)















