I can't even.

I'm like the petals of a rose, you know? Just blowing in the gusty wind, following all the leaves and allergens and butterflies. My friend is afraid of butterflies, which makes me laugh. Then I remember that I am afraid of moths, which are basically the same. So I'll just sit here in my corner of the internet, batting away the moths of decay and sniffing the petals of this rose. Windy day, isn't it? Oh look, a butterfly...

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Exceptionally white: a girl tag

Hi my name is Maggie and I am very white (we are talking "palest foundation you have" white). 

I made a vloggy video ( common white girl tag) and you should watch. 

if you want :3

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I think my candle has the remnants of a lost soul in it. 

Sometimes when I sit at my desk I think I hear something: my cat mrowling in the other room, but she is sleeping next to me; children on the playground next to the apartment shouting, but it is empty; just now, the voice of a man yelling in horrible anguish, like the yell of the spirit of Lord Voldemort as he left Quirrell's dead body in the first Harry Potter movie. 

The candle might have a soul.

Or else it is just the crackling and sizzling of the "charming" wooden wick as it releases tiny hot air pockets and fizzles steadily down. 

EDIT: okay, well now it just farted. So. 

[nprfreshair]

Kansas City Library doesn’t really look like an library at all… modern architecture parlante?

photo via LostatEminor

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Heh... little do they know that -- dun dun dun -- THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PARKING GARAGE! *plot twist*

[mostesekrit-blog]

I'm cutting myself off from Tumblr and other various parts of the internet, and here's why. 

I've always been a procrastinator. It's part of my nature, and I stopped fighting it quite some time ago. 

I used to be able to handle my workload, despite my extreme (seriously... extreme) procrastination tendencies. But I'm realizing more and more that if I am going to succeed in completing my degree with honor (the Zuko-type, not the summa cum laude-type), I need to seriously get my fucking shit together. 

My life is a mess. 

Right now, my (infeasible) goal is to make myself a workaholic. I want to take my life, turn it 180 degrees, and kick it right in it's lazy, procrastinating ass. 

I fully acknowledge that this is not practical. It isn't possible. I am who I am and I will always be that person. I'm bad and that is good or whatever (Wreck-it-Ralph ref). 

But I don't give a fuck. 

I'm going to try do this. (Sidenote: I find myself saying that I will "try" to do something a lot a lot a lot a lot a LOT. This ends. Now.)

Basically I'm cutting myself off. I'm starving my cravings. I'm conditioning myself to make working a habit. I'm coming off as psychotic... BUT WHATEVER!

I'm sick of where my life is (another sidenote: my school/work life, not my personal life, my relationships are pretty great right now). And I plan on changing that. 

I'm sick of procrastinating. I'm taking control and being proactive. 

[zhaid-deactivated20140517]

[fjiofjifo-deactivated20130712]

i like this one

[fauxyshazam-deactivated20150914]

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

[swayzepatrick-deactivated201709]

fucking bless whoever made this

[lacigreen]

you hear this whole “not like the other girls” thing espoused by young women and reiterated in romantic comedies over and over.  it’s the idea that she’s a “real girl” who’s “different” because she’s NOT giggly, concerned with her appearance, anti-intellectual, obsessed with boys, vapid, etc.  

it’s no wonder girls end up feeling like they’re different from “other girls”.  women aren’t stereotypes, we’re human beings. 

[sidneycrosbooty]

i’ve always wanted to be one of those oversized sweater-wearing wavy haired bookish girls who drinks pumpkin lattes and takes walks through the leaves in their boots but in reality i’m a 18 ft five-headed firebreathing dragon and we don’t wear boots

[last-house-on-the-right]

Oh. This didn’t go in the direction I thought it was going.

[mostesekrit-blog]

Surprise twist ending, do like. 

Also, I am that girl. But with curly hair

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OKAY I HAVE THESE THINGS, now I need a costume? 

When I started, I was going for the season "winter," but it doesn't really look like that to me any more. 

I'm kind of bordering on waterbender (which is awesome!) but I think it is missing some stuff. 

DOES ANYONE HAVE A DIRECTION FOR THIS COSTUME? Seriously please help me. 

THANKS I LOVE YOU! If you help me I will give you/send you cookies. 

[mostesekrit-blog]

I need a good, easy (preferably brown-curly-hair-themed) costume idea. BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING, GAH! 

[mostesekrit-blog]

I just really REALLY want long, pretty hair

[supaslim]

WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.

Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.

The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.

YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.

Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.

You can learn more about it here.

[spacevixenmusic]

We’ve actually run into this at work. It’s extremely aggressive and a major fucking pain to get rid of. One of our guys got infected with it and even paid the company whatever fee they charge to decrypt the files, and due to “an error processing the first payment”, ended up double-charging him (no refunds, of course) and is virtually untrackable.

Literally fuck this guy with a cactus. Like, if you see him, offer to introduce him to your little cactus friend in a quite personal and intimate manner. This shit is FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.

Also, bulk up on your virus protection, limit your porn and illegal cartoon-watching and torrents to safe sites, DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOU’RE EXPECTING THEM, and just be careful in general, cause this one is one of the nastiest viruses around.

I wouldn’t reblog a virus alert unless I was dead serious about how bad it is.

[mostesekrit-blog]

Selfie with mah homework! ^_^

[skelligera-deactivated20160610]

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT

[hhikarusulu]

THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM

[mostesekrit-blog]

OH MY GOD

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Lookin' at my boy toy while I have him here. :D

[thornycactus]

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

[arasellle-deactivated20201117]

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

[i-can-dig-elviss]

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

[mostesekrit-blog]

cuddling my cat

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I've been feeling overwhelmed by adulthood and all my responsibilities lately. My eating has been irregular, and after starting to drink coffee a lot last year I think it might have gotten a little out of hand. 

So tonight, while I try to get some work done, I'm kicking it back old-school: this is a cup of my favorite tea. 

I hereby toast that it may give me comfort. 

[aatombomb]

Tworking.

[edwardspoonhands]

Everyone in my office is coming in on Monday and they will have one of these. I just called them…they do not exist anymore…I was sad. I recorded the conversation, I will post it now.

[mostesekrit-blog]

I mean... is there--- like, there IS a sexual thing about this chair? right?

Am I missing on the sexual undertones of everyone talking about this chair, or... or is my head in the gutter? Because that looks like a chair that would be used for masturbation...