Jesus fucking Christ.
That's pretty much all I can say.
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@alluringaudri
Jesus fucking Christ.
That's pretty much all I can say.
Reblog if you like deep, lengthy threads.
Fuck that. Just fuck that, fuck all of that, none of that was okay.
DON'T READ BELOW THE CUT! Just send a number between 1-25 and let's see what happens!
Bonus for the bravehearts: reblog without looking, either.
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hell hath no fury {listen} » with dark eyes and a wicked smile, her lips are slick with red and ready to devour. her fury knows no bounds and she will find you no matter where you run. it’s time for the hunted to become the hunter.
1. KILL OF THE NIGHT - gin wigmore /// 2. LOSE YOUR SOUL - dead man’s bones /// 3. BLOOD FOR POPPIES - garbage /// 4. FRESH BLOOD - eels /// 5. COLD - aqualung & lucy schwartz /// 6. NOBODY’S DAUGHTER - hole /// 7. MY GUN - the rubens /// 8. ME & THE DEVIL - soap&skin /// 9. EMPIRE (CREEP REMIX) - alpines /// 10. GUTS - alex winston /// 11. NIGHT & DAY - sarah blasko /// 12. GALLOWS - cocorosie /// 13. BLOODY SHIRT (BASTILLE REMIX) - to kill a king /// 14. DEVIL WITH LIPSTICK - christine hoberg /// 15. SHAKE ME DOWN - cage the elephant /// 16. AYA - black rebel motorcycle club /// 17. MAGIC ARROW - timber timbre /// 18. PILGRIM (MS MR REMIX) - mø
Those people on your dash that you want to do things with but when you try it’s just like
out of queens;
I AM GOING TO DO THINGS HERE TONIGHT.
as soon as i stop procrastinating on my school stuff.
Can you just, you know, reblog or like this if it's ok for me to just crawl into your inbox and curl up in your lap?
out of queens;
Mun has a job interview later today, as well as a 4-page essay to start on, and some big assignment I haven't even looked at yet... both of which are due at midnight tonight.
So basically if replies aren't done at some point tonight, expect 'em Monday night, and please lemme know if I owe you anything; I know of two replies off the top of my head that I need to get to.
Send one of the following for my Muse's reaction (Winter version)
"I think I’m coming down with something."
"Do you want to help me make some mulled wine?"
"Bah Humbug."
"All I want for Christmas is you."
"Well, I guess we’re right under the mistletoe!"
"I wish I got someone else for Secret Santa…"
"It’s snowing outside!"
"We need to hide the presents."
"I burnt my hand trying to roast chestnuts."
"Wake up, I want my presents."
"I am not dressing up as an elf again…”
"Get out from under the tree!"
"That’s the cutest snow angel I’ve ever seen."
"Do you know any carols?"
"Your hands are freezing don’t touch me!"
"Do we really have to spend Christmas with them?"
"Nice sweater…"
"You’re so warm, don’t move."
"That snowball went right in my ear."
"We can’t share a scarf- what do you think you’re doing?!"
"But it’s cold outside."
"I don’t understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyone…"
"Stay still, I can’t reach the top of the tree!"
"You smell like cinnamon."
"I think my teeth have frostbite."
"I’m going to be late, the roads are icy."
"You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer."
"Come back here- you’re not leaving without your coat."
"You’re leaving out cookies and milk to encourage an old fat man to break into our house?"
"I think I got some tinsel up my nose."
What would your character do if they saw mine drunk and about to be taken advantage of by some sleeze at the bar?
Gonna look you right in the eye -Tell you what Im gonna do !
Tell me
Telling him had never been the plan, but then again, James being the one to find the incriminating weapon wasn’t the plan either. So the moment he cornered her, Audri simply let the dam break.
“…I killed him.”
She told him everything, from meeting Alex to the events that led up to her putting a bullet in his head. Confessions were never her thing; her story filled with stammers and pauses, the ashtray in front of them slowly filling with ash and cigarette butts as she continued to light one right after the other — chain-smoking always had been her go-to when under stress and out of Valium. She’d looked away from him a long time ago, ignored the quiet curses that left his lips while as spoke and silently prayed to whatever higher power there might’ve been that the eyes she felt burning into her weren’t filled with the anger she believed was there.
Finished, she let out a quiet sigh, her fingers nervously toying with the hem of her shirt as she shifted around on the couch. “So… I guess it’s safe to say we started out with a lie, ‘cause I definitely didn’t fall off a pool table and hit my face,” she said, her voice unusually quiet as she chanced a look at his face.
♚ drabble list - send me one, or two, or three ♚
↳ Here’s a shorter drabble list as I find the massive one is a bit repetitive. If there’s nothing that you want to send here, just send it as a request.
Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up.
Accept me: I will write a drabble about my character accepting yours or vice versa. /Or both to accept one another/
Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU.
Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa.
Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa.
Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]
Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character.
Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa.
Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
Humor Me: I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters.
Hustle Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters hustling.
Humiliate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character doing something humiliating to yours.
Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together.
Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to
Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]
Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.
Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.
Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]
Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]
Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]
Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa.
Reunite Me: I’ll write a drabble of our characters reuniting together.
Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. specify
Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa.
Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa.
Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa.
Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]
Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine.
Trick Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character tricking your character.
Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]
Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.
Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]
X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]
Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]
Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.
Take Me: my character will kidnap yours
Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind.
Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’
Grope Me: my character will grope yours.
Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner.
Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character
Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner
Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours
Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body
Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun
Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally.
Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else.
Own me: My character owns your character.
Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify.
Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason. Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.
Give Me: my character will give yours a gift Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly.