Ally Henderson

Having coffee all alone Rep CLEVELAND Clean Stan endlessly loving @taylorswift Learning guitar but the only song I know is treacherous My DREAM is to have Taylor sign my guitar (a girl can dream right)

[allylovestswift]

I absolutely love archer you’re so talented I love you forever @taylorswift

[tehlorswift]

you know who taylor should invite to the lover secret sessions? you

[heystephen]

[allylovestswift]

You’re gonna kill it, love you @taylorswift

[pnwswiftie]

same energy

[allylovestswift]

Me on August 23 and, well, everyday before and after @taylorswift

[shutoffthelights]

hey uhhhh @taylorswift not to question you but you do know there’s a leaked concept that you and katy dress as fries and a burger and kiss. you do know that’s dumb, right? please tell me you know it’s dumb

[shutoffthelights]

also this isn’t me making jokes or anything. if there is indeed a scene like that, you need to cut it right now before it airs because it’s genuinely a really bad idea. seriously.

[shutoffthelights]

in case y’all are confused as to where i got this information!

[taylorswift]

Guys. That is ABSOLUTELY false. To be an ally is to understand the difference between advocating and baiting. Anyone trying twist this positivity into something it isn’t needs to calm down. It costs zero dollars to not step on our gowns. 💗✌️

[allylovestswift]

Queen

[allylovestswift]

I’m really sad and listening to 1989 voice memos how’s your night

[allylovestswift]

A out there theory: there are 17 songs on TS7 and here’s what they are

The number 17 has poped up several times most importantly in the Mural. There are 17 segments on it, there are 17 songs on TS7

Now for the songs themselves: on Spotify @taylorswift has created a playlist called Taylor Swift complete collection. Now this is only one of two public playlists that show up. The order is a bit suspicious.....

These songs seem to have no particular order... which is weird when you figure that after Tim McGraw, all the songs are in order of track.

While these songs are mostly singles, there are exceptions (notably all too well). Notice also that not all singles are included (big example being teardrops). These are not in popularity or streaming number order.

Which leads me to the biggest theory of all: each pair of songs correlates to a song on TS7. For example, ready for it and blank space makeup track one and so on.

With references to both mine and delicate in the ME! music video I think ME! is #12

THIS. ADDS. UP. TO. THE. MAGIC. NUMBER. 17.

Plz like this I spent way too much time. @taylorswift @taylornation

[taylorswift]

And then there were three…

[fearlessnewromantic1989]

WHAT IS THE CATS NAME?????????????

[taylorswift]

🦋

[allylovestswift]

Our butterfly queen

[allylovestswift]

YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS EXPLAINING TO DO MS SWIFT. @taylorswift @taylornation

[aaronexplainsitall]

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

[taylorswift]

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[taylorswift]

So… Kelsey Montague helped me pull off the best surprise clue reveal today in Nashville!! Thank you to everyone who showed up, I’ve never been more proud of your FBI level detective skills. Next clue: I’ll be joining the magnificent Robin Roberts for a chat tonight on ABC live from Nashville 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[allylovestswift]

I love this so much! Can’t wait to see what’s next!

[allylovestswift]

I’m actually using tumblr

[perksofswift]

i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you 🐉✨

thank you for saving me back in 2011 ❤️

@taylorswift @taylornation

[allylovestswift]

My theory... each segment is a song. 17 is a weird number to be coincidental @taylorswift @taylornation

[allylovestswift]

@taylorswift some of us are grandmas but wait up until midnight IN CASE you post