Ask Stingy

Self-proclaimed king of the world here to answer your questions.

[mikuladie]

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WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

[muse-whimsy]

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[shineysmile]

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[allyourquestionsaremine]

((hey guys! just want you all to know i’m still updating and getting your asks and submissions! i also just wanted to remind everyone that i’ve got a pretty full inbox right now, so if i don’t get to your ask within a day or so, it’s not because i’m ignoring you! i just have others to get through first. if i don’t respond within a month’s time, feel free to resend! there might have been an error. i never ignore messages except for praise (thank you, by the way!) because i like to keep them in my inbox to look over whenever i need a pick me up. thanks for showing so much interest, everybody!))

[allyourquestionsaremine]

Do you regret owning anything, seeing as everything belongs to you?

My only regret is how I have an entire closet dedicated to Walmart bags.

[allyourquestionsaremine]

Is all of the sexual fanfiction on tumblr yours

all your nsfw is mine

[allyourquestionsaremine]

If you own anything, does that mean you own all the panty drawers? Panties included? :o

Of course. I love everything that contains smaller, frillier things.

[allyourquestionsaremine]

What is yours?

A helpful diagram.

[allyourquestionsaremine]

u owning everything would solve a lot of problems, so, like, I am ok with it. u should be king of the universe (as along as I can be second in command)

Sorry, but the position of Second in Command is mine. So is Third In Command. So is Fourth in Command. So if Fifth in Command. So is

[allyourquestionsaremine]

ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ARE STILL MINE

[allyourquestionsaremine]

I want you to own my boobies

I’m not huge on birds, but I can indeed clarify that I am the proud owner of all the world’s boobies.

[allyourquestionsaremine]

Did you know the mayor thinks everything is his?

The mayor is a shallow, meaningless political figurehead. He is a pointless puppet who holds no real power. All hail your true king, the Alpha Puppet.

[kjersti--trollson]

remember that time they were all clowns, and we got to see pixel with different hair?  (Lazy Town - The Lazy Town Circus)

[allyourquestionsaremine]

So anyways yeah, it’s me, your beloved master of the universe and owner of literally everything back for you all to worship and give things.

Check out my new FAQ and pardon the super late replies to all the great questions you’ve sent to me.

[allyourquestionsaremine]

The king...... has returned.......

[allyourquestionsaremine]

would you take all of robbie rotten's junk food if u had to

*my junk food

[allyourquestionsaremine]

i miss you stingy

((i too miss stingy. i need to get back into this blog. stop being stingy with my time. geddit geddit i’m still funny))

[allyourquestionsaremine]

Are all my bills and debt yours too?

Yeah. Not like I’ll pay them though lol

[shiyan420]

honestly why is this the haircut of the decade tho

[allyourquestionsaremine]

I almost forgot how fabulous my hairstyle was. Thanks for reminding me.