[sittinginyourlapandtakingadrag]

[nevaehtyler]

So um, let me guess it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!” Santa Claus is a fictional character, he DOESN’T even exist! Now do me a favor and sit cho asses down, that grandpa is as adorable as one can be.

#BlackSanta

[onlytwitterpics]

[wheretheleavesnolongergrow]

*ice t on law and order voice*

they call it the six-way suckjob

[sexanax]

nothing is more heartbreaking than when you try your hardest and it still isnt enough

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

Bout to smoke a cig with this rat

[nofaddano-deactivated20200215]

- the average new yorker

[robbyugh-deactivated20150923]

[5543543646445rty65y65-deactivat]

is he ok

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

@thoughtsofaddiction

[bled]

[shuhvon]

Who else thinks love is overrated until your head hits that mf pillow at night and you realize youre all alone and want to bond with someones heart

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ourstrangeduet]

Men are bus schedules

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

how

[ourstrangeduet]

Always lying

[thestandard]

Hey, New York! The winter wonderlands of your coziest dreams are now at The Standard, East Village and The Standard, High Line. 

[ghostthinxx]

I can’t fucking believe that a cartoon predicted this

[sqrrlbot]

From the latest episode.

[devilboyblues]

Money can buy

Independence and safety (not having to rely on abusive ppl, getting to control how you spend your time and money)

Experiences (travel, events, vacations, entertainment)

Health (medical care duh, good food, good location, reduced stress)

Opportunity (car, being able to move, having a safety net, “looking professional”)

Confidence (clothes that make you look good, things that make you feel good)

i dunno that seems a lot like happiness

[shuseph]

[zechv]

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