so leave her behind, its an eye for an eye!

crisp - he/him - professional stupidposter

[almightycrisprat]

the crisp intro post c:

hi, i'm crisp/sebas and welcome to my blog!!

facts about me!

eng/esp/some french (a* a level french??)

venezuelan-flavoured british 🫓 (this is the emoji that came up when i searched arepa 👎)

he/him; él; il/lui -> pronouns. got that trilingual transgender swag 🙏

my a levels are maths, further, econ and french. i hate economics but whatever

i am super cool. and evil 😈😈😈

what i do here!

i reblog stuff from fandoms i like

i post doodles and stuff about fandoms i like or ocs or my friends ocs

i argue a lot with my friends, i spam asks to my friends 😭 i love them

i like completing poll blogs so theres that

randomly yap about whatevers on my mind. usually crazyposting hashtag evil or something

NOT a discourse person. don't ask me about my thoughts on anything discourse related cause i am sick of it. occasionally i will snap though and post something because tumblr loves to shove it down my throat. both sides are so irritating

my tag system!

#crisp talks for when i ramble (theres other language tags but i'm lazy) + #crisp erbposting for when i'm ego renegading my boy + #crisp tomodachiposting for funny tomodachi life stuff

#crisp doodles for when i draw

#crisp ocs for when i oc draw/ramble (or marcy)

rbs are usually untagged

if you want my thoughts on a specific fandom, just search for that fandom tag, as i do tag them by fandom when it's my shitposts

extra stuff!

if you want my discord for whatever reason, it's @\thealmightycrisprat (tell me on here before you add me)

i don't have a dni or like blocking criteria, i'll just block if i don't like you, whether it be because you're a bigot, post your junk without tags or are just. unlikeable to me. bear in mind its all very subjective and my opinions don't matter

atm i dont really post with alt text or cw/tw tags because i have like 3 people who regularly check my blog and my blog is worthless anyway but if it picks up then i might begin to do that

thanks for reading- extra junk below

fandoms i like!

anime: evangelion, cowboy bebop, puella magi madoka magica, the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya (inc. disappearance), serial experiments lain, ouran high school host club

rumiko takahashi (she gets her own section): ranma 1/2, urusei yatsura, inuyasha

games: ace attorney, mariokart, splatoon

wii/u and 3/ds modding (hacks.guide has everything you need)

ipods

vocaloid (i like len. and teto too but also len. the rest are cool but LEN)

ships i ship!

evangelion: kawoshin (kinda. theyre all doomed but kawoshin is the one i hate the least)

puella magi madoka magica: madohomu, kyosaya

ranma 1/2: rankane (PEAK!!!!!!), ryoga x google maps

urusei yatsura: atalum (idk vibes. ataru doesnt deserve her AT ALL but like idk)

inuyasha: inukag (can you see a pattern here)

ouran high school host club: tamaki and haruhi?

splatoon: pearlina, agent 24

ace attorney: narumitsu, klapollo, claypollo is chill, junithena

music i like!

flavor foley. jamiroquai. ginger root. chappell roan. la oreja de van gogh. and plenty of stuff in between

if you want music, if it's vg music go here. if it's not vg music but widely available go here, and if all else fails then slsk

the lore behind my username!

almightycrisprat comes from a bit in a wii u discord server back in 2022 where we made a mario movie poster edit with a few friends. i ended up as mario and my username was shit so like. chris pratt crisp rat

[deathwaltz-ao3]

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

[runby2]

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

[runby2]

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

this is so fucking funny

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

[littleforest-walk]

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[only-cat-memes]

[newwavedeathrat]

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

[newwavedeathrat]

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-

her: walks in with a barbie doll

him: oh, hi, what's up?

her: fairy barbie is flying in

him: oh, okay - i'm doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-

her: show them fairy barbie

him: sighs.

him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

[newwavedeathrat]

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

[newwavedeathrat]

update:

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[the-haiku-bot]

there is a CRAFT in

my HEAD and i cannot BUILD

IT. snage and snatred

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[almightycrisprat]

gonna go through and delete a BUNCH of posts lol

[almightycrisprat]

cleanup DONE god im so cringe

[almightycrisprat]

gonna go through and delete a BUNCH of posts lol

[almightycrisprat]

cheeeeeees

[dapperzz]

jim teacher

[sailor-moon-rei]

by 虞花

art republished with artist’s permission // not allowed for AI training

[0xeyedaisy]

New dress for Anon