so leave her behind, its an eye for an eye!

crisp - he/him - eng, esp, fra professional stupidposter

[almightycrisprat]

the crisp intro post c:

hi, i'm crisp/sebas and welcome to my blog!!

facts about me!

eng/esp/some french (a* a level french??)

he/him; él; il/lui -> pronouns. got that trilingual transgender swag 🙏

i am super cool (online. i am a loser irl). and evil 😈😈😈

what i do here!

i reblog stuff from fandoms i like

i post doodles and stuff about fandoms i like or ocs or my friends ocs

i argue a lot with my friends, i spam asks to my friends 😭 i love them

i like completing poll blogs so theres that

yap about whatever is on my mind. theres not a lot up there though

my tag system!

#crisp talks for when i ramble (theres other language tags but i'm lazy) + #crisp erbposting for when i'm ego renegading my boy + #crisp tomodachiposting for funny tomodachi life stuff + #crisp mathsposting for my (mis)adventures in a level maths

#crisp doodles for when i draw

#crisp ocs for when i oc draw/ramble (or marcy)

#crisp asks for any asks i receive

rbs are usually untagged (tho i used to tag them a few years ago)

if you want my thoughts on a specific fandom, just search for that fandom tag, as i do tag them by fandom when it's my shitposts

extra stuff!

if you want my discord for whatever reason, it's @\thealmightycrisprat (tell me on here before you add me)

i don't have a dni or specific blocking criteria, i just block bots, bigots, people who don't tag their stupid political/discourse posts properly or rude people in comments sections. if you've been blocked by me, its one of those. i don't block just for the sake of blocking.

don't bring up infighting around me. i am sick to death of it and its so utterly pointless when theres actual real problems to worry about. stop being chronically online if this bothers you.

atm i dont really post with alt text or cw/tw tags because i have like 3 people who regularly check my blog and my blog is worthless anyway but if it picks up then i might begin to do that

thanks for reading- extra junk below

fandoms i like!

anime/manga: evangelion, cowboy bebop, puella magi madoka magica, the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya (inc. disappearance), serial experiments lain, ouran high school host club, stars align, go for it nakamura, the summer hikaru died

rumiko takahashi (she gets her own section): ranma 1/2, urusei yatsura, inuyasha

games: ace attorney, mariokart, splatoon

wii/u and 3/ds modding (hacks.guide has everything you need)

ipods

vocaloid (i like len. and teto too but also len. the rest are cool but LEN)

ships i ship!

evangelion: kawoshin (kinda. theyre all doomed but kawoshin is the one i hate the least)

puella magi madoka magica: madohomu, kyosaya

ranma 1/2: rankane (PEAK!!!!!!), ryoga x google maps

urusei yatsura: atalum (idk vibes. ataru doesnt deserve her AT ALL but like idk)

inuyasha: inukag (can you see a pattern here)

ouran high school host club: tamaki and haruhi?

splatoon: pearlina, agent 24

ace attorney: narumitsu, klapollo, claypollo is chill, junithena

go for it nakamura: nakamura and hirose

the summer hikaru died: yoshikaru

music i like!

flavor foley. jamiroquai. ginger root. chappell roan. la oreja de van gogh. and plenty of stuff in between

if you want music, if it's vg music go here. if it's not vg music but widely available go here, and if all else fails then slsk

the lore behind my username!

almightycrisprat comes from a bit in a wii u discord server back in 2022 where we made a mario movie poster edit with a few friends. i ended up as mario and my username was shit so like. chris pratt crisp rat

[dapperzz]

idk

[dapperzz]

[dapperzz]

[norixio]

[almightycrisprat]

my cousin is so funny i posted green yuri to my whatsapp status and he invented my new favourite word (greensbianism)

[diarosh]

We stan a relatable king

[almightycrisprat]

i think i should rewatch evangelion

[ciper228]

I forgot about her (finished almost 2 months ago)

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[kayartbants]

I have been inspired by recent political events

[fictionadventurer]

I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.

[oqmemphis]

my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)

[oqmemphis]

incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).

[fictionadventurer]

The very best thing about tumblr is that you can make a post about a 154-year-old novel and get responses like this.

[faolonfiendrender]

I wonder what it was back before the concord was grounded.

[magentapeach]

[fullcapsethan]

i made moreeee ouran merch! it's a sticker sheet this time :) i cannot stop help

this is inspired by 2000's graphic sticker sheets, i'm obsessed with that kind of stuff and this is me trying to emulate it

(process under the cut)

[fullcapsethan]

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!!!!

this print is a rallye prize for my next con ! so happy to get to make even moreeee ouran merch lol

process under the cut!

[chalala-chan]

Maybe you’re my love

[pineappleciders]

i watched tshd