cay

[the-optimistic-idiot]

Moi: ok, je vais faire mon possible pour me reprendre en mains et être adulte.

Moi, aussi: ok, ce soir, au menu: miel pops devant Moon Knight!

[89words]

“I hope there are days when your coffee tastes like magic, your playlist makes you dance, strangers make you smile, and the night sky touches your soul. I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive.”

— Brooke Hampton

[subcorax]

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

[madphantom]

One time on a beautiful sunny day I was sitting next to a man in an ice cafe and he got a call and answered with "so sorry, I can't come, I'm at a funeral right now :(" then turned to me and winked.

[bruisepoking-archive]

the comments on this tiktok… the unity… the commitment to the bit…. women are so sexy

[the-bi-bilingual]

The immediate unspoken agreement to gaslight every man who sees this is truly incredible

[bettedavisgf]

[ciccinacirce-deactivated2022042]

Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[auto-transubstantiation-deactiv]

Is this the same person lmao

[onionzellig]

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[madphantom]

Saw a post today where someone said that musicians like Freddie Mercury and Elton John were never flamboyant and openly campy, unlike Lil Nas X and

Fucking

Freddie Mercury

And

Elton John??!!?

NOT CAMPY?!!???????

[madphantom]

Saw a post today where someone said that musicians like Freddie Mercury and Elton John were never flamboyant and openly campy, unlike Lil Nas X and

Fucking

Freddie Mercury

And

Elton John??!!?

NOT CAMPY?!!???????

[normal-horoscopes]

The funniest conspiracy theory is objectively Bigger Luke

[normal-horoscopes]

Follow me down the Bigger Luke Rabbit Hole

[vvyrmfood]

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

[saywhat-politics]

Lauren Boebert argues people should have to wait until age 21 to come out as LGBT+

Republican suggests people reach ‘certain level of maturity before making life-altering decisions about their sexuality and identity’

Colorado Republican Representative Lauren Boebert has suggested an age limit of 21 before people be allowed to make “life-altering decisions about their sexuality and identity”.

“We require people to be 21 to purchase [alcoholic] beverages, and 21 to purchase tobacco products,” Ms Boebert tweeted on Friday.

[fgrobichiko]

She got married at 19

[blooooom]

it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.

[anarchopuppy]

God, anyone else remember when everyone understood that the correct feminist position about sports was that women should be allowed to compete with men because they're just as capable? When it was a trope in media to have the mysterious star athlete who just blew everyone else out of the water to take off her helmet and reveal that she was a woman the whole time?

Now people are rabidly arguing that supposed "men" (trans women) have inherent insurmountable biological advantages and cis women are too weak and dainty and unskilled to ever compete and must be protected, and then they try to call themselves feminists who are being silenced as if that's not just the mainstream sexist patriarchal opinion

Anyway, desegregate sports. There was never any reason to separate them by gender in the first place

[amazoogle]

airport security's been ramped up

[amazoogle]

it gives you a special type of boarding pass and you have to sit in the terrorist section of the plane

[cinturongazo]

[thestuffedalligator]

I deeply appreciate the fact that Discworld translators add their own terrible, terrible puns.