GockBeholder

Guard Dog Dyke. Cult classic internet femtocelebrity. Frame-perfect ergonomic slur for game developers. Ontologically wearing cargo shorts. Always anti-zionist, always Jewish, always Rrom.

[fgrobichiko]

ABOUT:

FUNDRAISER

🩶 Ro, sometimes Thistle, sometimes Cayenne

🩶 They/She/It/He

🩶 33yo

🩶 Genderfluid Butch Dyke, Polyamorous Pansexual

🩶 multiply disabled

🩶 UK, Rrom, Jewish

🩶 Leftist, Anti-Zionist, Anti-Racist

🩶 Cult Classic Internet Femtocelebrity

On this blog we love dykes kissing fags, post-op trans ppl, no-op trans ppl, trans community, everyone brave enough to tell the world who they are and everyone who can't because they aren't safe enough to, and we hate people who think queer identity is a list of shit you can't do.

If you're a minor don't follow me, there's tits.

If you're a horny adult queer like me, follow! There's tits.

And an endless cavalcade of other tawdry bullshit.

🖤 My Horror Microfic Series

🖤 My Chiptune Music

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[fgrobichiko]

So as much as I'm intrigued by the 2025 batman run, uhhhh...

This is the only thing Duke Thomas says in this issue of the current batfam-centric arc. Pretty bad, man! Is he entering his "Exaggerated Swagger Of A Black Teen" arc? Because it feels like he's entering his "Exaggerated Swagger Of A Black Teen" arc. And that fucking sucks. I fully would not be surprised if the next time we see him he has the killmonger hair. Who the fuck is this lmao

[fgrobichiko]

OK I left one thing out. At the start of the issue he texts a groupchat.

He says basically nothing and nobody responds to him. It's yikes territory, guys. There are yikes here.

[fgrobichiko]

So as much as I'm intrigued by the 2025 batman run, uhhhh...

This is the only thing Duke Thomas says in this issue of the current batfam-centric arc. Pretty bad, man! Is he entering his "Exaggerated Swagger Of A Black Teen" arc? Because it feels like he's entering his "Exaggerated Swagger Of A Black Teen" arc. And that fucking sucks. I fully would not be surprised if the next time we see him he has the killmonger hair. Who the fuck is this lmao

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[fgrobichiko]

You did it! You broke the unendingly cruel cycle of Samsara down to its bare essentials!

[fgrobichiko]

Google where are the NEET-loving nonbinies and how do I find them without leaving my room

[fgrobichiko]

KAIJUNE BABY

IT'S A NEW MONTH AND A NEW ART CHALLENGE

I haven't actually completed a kaijune before but I'm hopeful I might this year. I'm going to be taking it chill though, so don't expect colouring or proper scans necessarily. For instance:

TYPHON-X KAPPARYUGOMAN Gargant-class Mechanon Swamp-Dwelling Entity

This Kaiju's physiognomy suggests it previously existed as a variation on the Dracochargeman mechotype. These are among the most numerous Mechotypes across the multiverse, often acting as vanguards to a greater incursion of mechanons down the line. Some of these mechanons lie dormant for decades or even centuries after their hatching, shifting through various states while keeping their overall form.

Dracochargeman are also the first Mechanon design I fully solidified back in like 2010, and I haven't drawn them in years. Felt good to revisit the concept once more. Perhaps I'll colour this guy at some point this month, but I'm being chill with the colouring for now.

[fgrobichiko]

DAY 2: SENTINEL

SHIYANSHI

Corrupted Guardian Revenant

This collosal corpse was once the largest bronze statue in Asia, before an unknown Spellcaster brought it to life to protect its jungle home from invasion.

As the years continued, the lion-dog continued to grow in size and strength before a conflict with a being known only by the codename Argos inflicted a strange mutation upon it - the creature began to grow eyes between the folds in its skin and the curls of its mane. It became increasingly erratic until it underwent a full blown demonic transformation, charging into the forbidden city and laying waste to all it found.

The nightmare was ended by the sudden arrival of an enormous metal figure wielding the blade that now rests within the stump of its neck. Cutting the lion-dog down, the figure faded into darkness after its sword caught in the bones of the neck.

Since then, Shiyanshi as it has come to be known has been said to haunt the mists of china, its voice said to echo through the distant valleys and mountains. It has only manifested again during a handful of events, but each time it has portended absolute disaster. Any mortal who meets any one of its many eyes irrevocably loses their mind, said to have their souls cursed to the underworld forever.

[fgrobichiko]

DAY 3: EQUINE

PLUTON

Etheric Combined Protogenoi

This one is a concept I've had in my setting since forever - the greek gods eventually died off, but Hades Pluton (the aspect of Hades who represented wealth) refused to go, and drew in aspects of himself that overlapped with Zeus and Poseidon, eventually transforming into a ghostly monstrous form of himself.

Specifically, he drew upon his ancient cthonic roots, the prehellenic cthonic Poseidon, Hades-Zeus-Cthonius, the aspect of Hades as "the Zeus of the underworld", and the theorised Hades-as-location entity. Thanks to this, he has a centauroid form and wears the pelt of Cerberus on his shoulder as a sign of wealth. He also carries the a chain and ball, symbolising the imprisonment of the dead in hades and carceri, and an etheric executioner's axe-trident combined weapon.

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[byjove]

It’s okay. Understanding the enemy (the concept of a nuclear family) is the first step to defeating it.

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[thoughtsofadame]

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

[clvelka]

old sketch

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

do not come onto my printer loveposts to leave tags about how much you don't like your printer. there are five million posts in the world for that. feel love or scroll past it's easy.

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

[benbrusque]

This one?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thanks

[fgrobichiko]

KAIJUNE BABY

IT'S A NEW MONTH AND A NEW ART CHALLENGE

I haven't actually completed a kaijune before but I'm hopeful I might this year. I'm going to be taking it chill though, so don't expect colouring or proper scans necessarily. For instance:

TYPHON-X KAPPARYUGOMAN Gargant-class Mechanon Swamp-Dwelling Entity

This Kaiju's physiognomy suggests it previously existed as a variation on the Dracochargeman mechotype. These are among the most numerous Mechotypes across the multiverse, often acting as vanguards to a greater incursion of mechanons down the line. Some of these mechanons lie dormant for decades or even centuries after their hatching, shifting through various states while keeping their overall form.

Dracochargeman are also the first Mechanon design I fully solidified back in like 2010, and I haven't drawn them in years. Felt good to revisit the concept once more. Perhaps I'll colour this guy at some point this month, but I'm being chill with the colouring for now.

[fgrobichiko]

DAY 2: SENTINEL

SHIYANSHI

Corrupted Guardian Revenant

This collosal corpse was once the largest bronze statue in Asia, before an unknown Spellcaster brought it to life to protect its jungle home from invasion.

As the years continued, the lion-dog continued to grow in size and strength before a conflict with a being known only by the codename Argos inflicted a strange mutation upon it - the creature began to grow eyes between the folds in its skin and the curls of its mane. It became increasingly erratic until it underwent a full blown demonic transformation, charging into the forbidden city and laying waste to all it found.

The nightmare was ended by the sudden arrival of an enormous metal figure wielding the blade that now rests within the stump of its neck. Cutting the lion-dog down, the figure faded into darkness after its sword caught in the bones of the neck.

Since then, Shiyanshi as it has come to be known has been said to haunt the mists of china, its voice said to echo through the distant valleys and mountains. It has only manifested again during a handful of events, but each time it has portended absolute disaster. Any mortal who meets any one of its many eyes irrevocably loses their mind, said to have their souls cursed to the underworld forever.

[kasaneteto]

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Teto answer my texts messages

[sidebisideblog]

[probuccalfat1]

you just know a woman is deeply haunted when she can’t even masturbate like that’s real true genuine anguish and hurt

[probuccalfat1]