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yet another kh incorrect quotes blog; operated by mod Athena (they/fae)

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this blog is just gonna be a casual place to post kh incorrect quotes i generated when i was bored :3

please refer to me as Athena, thanku <3 (also i use they/fae pronouns)

will contain shippy quotes of many pairings, but primarily soriku, xehaqus, leaisa, namixi, vanpliku, & blauriam (tho there will be others, this is mostly just me saying if you don’t like these ships, then this blog probably won’t have anything for you)

that being said, there will be many quotes that aren’t shippy; ship quotes will be tagged as the ship(s) they depict; some of these quotes may contain dirty humor, and will be tagged accordingly

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source: @almost-correct-kh

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Luxu: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

Brain: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

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Brain: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.

Skuld: No, well, actually, it is.

Brain: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

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Lauriam: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Brain: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Lauriam: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.

Brain: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Lauriam: I guess you’re right. Hey Brain, I love you.

Brain: See! Just say that!

Lauriam: Holy fucking shit.

Brain: If that flies over his head then, sorry Lauriam, but he's too dumb for you.

Lauriam: Brain.

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Brain: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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Lauriam: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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Ventus, wearing big bro Lauriam's sweater: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Skuld: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Brain does? What if he jumps off a cliff?

Lauriam: If Brain were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Brain jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Skuld: You jump off a cliff.

Lauriam: Gladly, provided Brain did first.

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Brain: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Lauriam: This is a lie.

Lauriam: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Lauriam: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Brain: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Brain: *upends the bottle*

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Lauriam: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

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Ephemer: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

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Brain: Wait, you like me? For my personality?

Lauriam: I know, I was surprised too.

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Ephemer: This totally sucks, man.

Brain: This is horrible.

Ephemer: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.

Brain: No, it’s not that, it’s Lauriam.

Brain: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch!

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Ventus: Ow!

Brain: What’s wrong?

Ventus: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Brain: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Ephemer: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!

Lauriam: This unmitigated poppycock?

Brain: Extravagant hogwash!

Ephemer: Okay, stop.