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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
*Isn’t She Lovely by Stevie Wonder starts playing*
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.
op i love your fish so much i made it a png
they are now a school of fish
idk I think this ultimately comes back to the obsession with the idea that the videogame is an inherently juvenile storytelling form, and that games are somehow incomplete versions of themselves. it seems very silly but many people truly believe that games cannot and never have effectively told stories. the conclusion being that a game that does have a compelling story must reach its apotheosis in a live-action TV or movie adaptation. but the fact is the game is a game in the first place bc in fact that was the most appropriate vehicle for delivering its story. i have story ideas that i know i can't write because i genuinely feel they'd only work as games or shows, not as books. different stories require different deliveries. i'm so sick of his obsession with live action adaptations being the final and best version of games and animated productions. beyond irritating.
happy friday the 13th, pi day, and ides of march weekend <3
what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive
Deep voice, big muscles, Tall
Like. What am i missing here?
honey he has a fish for a head
So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?
Is Captain Gantu (Lilo & Stitch, 2002) a "Normie" Hear-Me-Out Pick?
absolutely that is a conventionally attractive alien
no he has a fish for a head
nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!
doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!
*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*
*pulse starts again*
nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!
doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...
doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!
nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios
moral of the story: the doctor was a woman
i think it's worth remembering this xkcd from 2013 that's still equally true
Lighters in various designs (cr 机场的安检人员)
Derry Girls (2018-2022) Episode 6 (S01E06)
completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy
do NOT separate them
I had to look this up
let’s be a plush with baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby
mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there
whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"
“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”
Some myths I'll always remember:
* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)
* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?
* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?
I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they "failed." Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn't matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON'T CHASE YOU.
And each time, they reacted with just... pure glee. "Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!"
And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it's information.
