Wrong Side, Wrong Track

Moved to @waitingformy-fanfiction

[denverorsomething]

I’m doing one of these because I really don’t see the point and don’t want to be here so. A note is a day. Don’t make it too many.

[sonofabreach]

@maggs-is-a-muppet @imasunflower00 @luv-ya-hun @everyone holy shit

[superdogkrypto]

@piper-koko-barnes-rogers @letter-from-the-refuge @newsiesasvines @newsies-1992 @newsieobsessed @papes-the-bird @loving-jack-kelly @brooklynishere @quarttetta @queenofbrooklyn @spot-king-of-brooklyn @spotsbis @bijackkellys @origamicrow @ohyes-abovethefold @randomness-1964 @a-pair-of-new-shoes @what-if-i-says-we-is @we-are-inevitable @jackkellystories @jackhasdreams @jackkellyspaintwater @jackcowboyhero @elmers-glitter-glue @what-goesaround-comesaround @waitingformy-fanfiction @incorrectnewsies @irlkingofnewyork @i-need-more-sleepzzz @miofrommars @imtheoutgoingsidekick-baby @that-one-bi-wizard @thatsrichhhh @thatsmycigarbutyoucanborrowit

Please please please I am literally begging you all.

[waitingformyredcaboose]

I’ve moved blogs!

This blog will be closing soon. If you’re interested in staying in touch, I’m over at @waitingformy-fanfiction. However, note that this is not a StEx blog specifically, just a place to post about my writing. I hope to see some of you there!

[chessiesystem]

i’ve thought long and hard and i have some Opinions™️

[all-alone-in-the-moonlight]

My contribution to Val Day

Now someone get him his steam train before he starts making threats-

[erykah-budew]

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

[crutchie-morris]

op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical

[chongoblog]

I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are

[incorrectstarlightquotes]

Electra: I’m bisexual, which means you’re all at risk.

Electra, pointing at Pearl: We’ll start with you and work around.

[waitingformyredcaboose]

Shit, this is literally what happens.

[workofthediesel]

starlight express as troubled birds

[jekyll-doodles]

Are CBs' the same eye color as his hair then as well?

i’m not sure where i got the idea, but i kinda like CB with grey eyes

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[jekyll-doodles]

consider: CB with long hair :)

Consider: he has long hair and just keeps it up and under his hat. Those just be  baby-hairs sticking out the back. 

[all-alone-in-the-moonlight]

This is nightmarish and not okay

But this is definitely a phase CB went through

[waitingformyredcaboose]

@dick-whistle has abandoned us.

[eldritchmistoffelees]

not to be an absolute gremlin at 2 am but uhhh anyone ship CB and Rusty? Okay thanks goodnight

[waitingformyredcaboose]

Me

[elektrolokomotive]

being into ALW’s anthro plays is like

*gives character a fleshed out backstory*  *gives character a fleshed out backstory*  *gives character a fleshed out backstory*  *gives character a fleshed out backstory*  *gives character a fleshed out backstory*  *gives charact

[ballpitbee]

I wanted to practice painting and also kissing I guess w

[waitingformyredcaboose]

Oh my goooddd <3

[ragdoll-ren]

the sum total of things I know about Starlight Express:

anthropomorphic trains

a musical by ALW

one thing I know about the works of ALW:

almost invariably horny for at least one of its characters

which brings me to the entirely cursed question:

what train are you supposed to want to fuck?

let me be clear about this: NOT the train you personally may want to fuck. I mean the train that the text is trying to convince the audience to want to fuck.

(I feel duty-bound to call in @charlemane here, but it’s going in the tag, too, to determine if there’s a consensus)

[exdraghunt]

I’d say Greaseball. He spends a lot of time doing pelvic thrusts and channeling that Elvis vibe.

Though, the train all the characters want to fuck is Electra

Meanwhile, the train all the fans want is CB

[waitingformyredcaboose]

^

[waitingformyredcaboose]

I made a thing. It’s finally done.

[shitty-fallout-art]

People writing about any sort of nonhuman character

[waitingformyredcaboose]

I just want @delphicoracle-cat and @exdraghunt to see this. I miss y’all. xD

[mmmmesh-deactivated20220830]

thank you for your time

[waitingformyredcaboose]

Starlight Express? More like Starlight SEXpress!!!

@smolbirb98 why are you like this