The Mystic mungis

Whaddup its ya girl skinny penis and welcome to disney channel

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[jncos]

Computer, I need a good vibe! Show me “white dad wearing a dashiki”.

Aaaaah it’s so good. He’s having a great time and learning about different cultures.

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

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[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

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[berylb33]

[carnival-phantasm]

Vibe check!

[durbikins]

OOOOH OH NO OH NO OHH OH NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

[anxietyproblem]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

wyd after sippin these

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[nyctosaurid]

me when the jeopardy clue is some stupid fact of life to the average 20 something college student pop culture thing like "what series is pikachu from” but im the only 20 something college student in the room

[nyctosaurid]

jeopardy:

me, with all the intensity of a hawk swooping in on a mouse:

[hydro-homies]

Thank you

[kortzite]

this is how jojo characters named shit like calzone margarita act when their stand that’s called kool aid and frozen pizza (soda and frosted paninis) uses reflections of the sun on raindrops to create spacial anomalies within a 3 meter radius of their fist that they’ve dislocated and thrown to the other side of the room and is now literally murdering someone by turning their esophagus into an airplane

[proto-homo]

See if you were a real Jojo stan, you’d know their stand would be called Gin and Juice after the Snoop Dogg song (renamed Vodka and Tonic in the American dub)

[sneakyfeets]

Blackwatch Elite Ops

Reyes: I’ve been genetically enhanced into the perfect soldier, and now possess death-defying powers beyond that.

Genji: I am a cyborg, born of machine and an ex-yakuza prince.

Moira: I am a brilliant geneticist, I can take a person’s lifeforce and make it my own.

McCree: i’m just fuken good yeehaw

[portaltwo-deactivated20190224]

Jesse McCree, known for being able to hold his drink and 3 time winner of the blackwatch chugging championships: so, moira, what makes you think th

Moira O'Deorain, born and raised in dublins fair city:

McCree: *quaking in his fucking boots*

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

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[gentlydirk]

sorry

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me: