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18+, minors will be afflicted with a thousand curses and devils. 23, she/her, not nearly as funny as I pretend, and way friendlier than I'm probably coming off

[pankendev]

the word "girls" implies at least 2 girls so when a strip club neon sign says "girls girls girls" it could mean a minimum of 6 girls which to you may sound like a reasonable amount of girls but me it scares me to no end (shy)

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[kayvsworld]

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

[mont-258]

Also terrible when it's a friends OC. I should draw them all day. I'm not loyal enough. Who else will draw fanart? Right; noone.

[nhaneh]

'tis the season for catgirl knight to smooch get smooched by witch wife

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[witchazard]

girlfriend sleepover💚🩷 (Sam x Bianca🐺, ocs)

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[cossachka-offical]

DON'T announce your crimes, idiot

[papasmoke]

The purpose of my pervious posts on this matter were a distraction from my true plan to dig a big hole underneath the street pole in the sewer line and pull the entire sign underground like buggs bunny sucking down a carrot

[neonhop]

An art commission delivery day is always a happy day🩵 Today I'm bringing this beautiful elezen, spending time in nature. I had such a great time! Thank you so much, I always feel the luckiest for having such wonderful commissioners 😭🩵

---- ✧ Follow me on: Blsky , Instagram ✧ Art Commissions on: Ko-Fi , Vgen

[auxphono]

Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.

Happy Pride Month

[auxphono]

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

[drosophilamania]

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

[pixelguzzler]

Fufu, a commission for @hyenacave

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[nekogirltail]

@changelingfangs

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fates-wings]

Yanno people often talk about the curtains being blue but sometimes i read something and realize people will see someone describe the curtains as blue and respond with, 'wow its so exciting to see yellow drapes'

[k-simplex]

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy