@almostawerewolf-blog - Tumblr Blog

Stiles: [in a crowd and can't find Peter] 'this calls for drastic measures'

Stiles: [uses his hands as a microphone] "I KILLED A BOY AND I LIKED IT"

Peter: [from across the room] "THAT'S MY BBY!"

Stiles: "there he is"

day 2

for @jay345sal28 who requested:

Hi! I don’t know if your taking prompts but I was reading your reply to the stiles aesthetic of him gripping the wheel and the bad parenting of sheriff and I was wondering if you could write like a post-au with the sheriff either getting the “this is the reason why you suck” speech from someone or realizing how much he fucked up. Thank you

–

stilinski family feels, background steter, mentions of child neglect, wc: 789

–

John watches Stiles storm out of the house, face red with anger and eyes shining with hurt and tears. His knuckles bruised because he hit a wall in frustration trying and failing to tell John the truth yet again.

It’s the smallest of the bruises he’s currently wearing, but John feels it the most.

He watches his son run up to his car, open the door with a wide gesture, get in then slam the door closed. Fumble with the keys until he gets them in the ignition and start the car. Stare blankly at his hand at the wheel before killing the engine.

He watches his son’s shoulders shake as he slumps forwards, unable to drive away.

He watches his kid fall apart for a minute, a whole awful minute, before he gets his legs to move to get to his son’s side.

Keep reading

captainhowell

Scott: Why do you have to jump out and scare me all the time?

Derek: I don't jump out and scare you. I follow you around all day. I only got about an hour and a half of work around here, and the rest of the time I track you, like an animal.

isaac28919-deactivated20151226

Stiles: “I heard you and mom have sex before.” John: “Your mom’s dead.” Stiles: “I was 7.” John: … Stiles: … John: “Stiles you’re loud just like your mother. Stiles: "WHAT!” #sterek #derekhale #stilesstilinski #sheriffstilinski #teenwolf

homemadesterekpie

Throwback to when I was obsessed with Sterek having intense car sex anywhere, anytime.

smellwhatdarachiscookin-archive

When I was fresh on the scene I was obsessed with pinned down sex, mattress or wall, didn’t matter.

someonetoanyone-deactivated2021

Back in the day, I was obsessed with Derek-rescued-me-now-I’m-going-to-impulsively-kiss-him-Stiles and subsequent, rushed passion sex

pale-silver-comb

Those days where I would read nothing but both-of-us-think-we’re-the-only-one-with-feelings sex which was always horribly angsty and unbearably tender.

the-prompter

Prompt #210

Imagine your OTP setting up a Christmas tree in their living room and has trouble putting the star on top.

Ok, but what if Derek was a prince and his mom or sister or whoever kept trying to get him to meet women that he could marry but none of them seem to fit because of course Derek is a die hard romantic. But at one of the balls or parties that the kingdom throws he meets Stiles who is a worker/cook/gardener and he finds himself obsessed with the sassy, maybe even openly bi Stiles who is constantly flailing and talking and he is just so beautiful when he talks about what interests him. So pretty much Prince Derek who is in love with Stiles and sneaks off to meet him whenever he can.

#sterek #teen wolf #ao3prompt #ao3 #almostawerewolf #Can I please have this?

foroncetakeapictureofthedreams

nobody-died-in-egypt

ficsforsterek

FICS FOR STEREK’S CHRISTMAS THEMED FIC REC

Because it’s the 1st of December I thought I would do a big long rec of Christmas themed fics for you guys!

Christmas themed fics are one of my fave themes to read so I really hope you will enjoy this as much as I do!

Stuck in the Middle with You (1/1 | 2,975 | PG-13)

Derek and Stiles go Christmas shopping and get trapped in an elevator.

Gift Shop (1/1 | 5,854 | PG-13)

The Christmas sweater alone should have sent any rational person running; the terrible customer service and delight in Derek’s suffering were just icing.

Absolutely No One’s Dead! (12/12 | 31,188 | Rated E)

Stiles broke Christmas. Stiles broke the star off the Christmas tree, the one that the first gift of Christmas goes under, the one that starts Christmas and has had the same star for hundreds of years and Stiles broke it. This is officially the worst thing Stiles has ever done. Including getting Scott turned into a werewolf. What’s a little lycanthropy ever hurt anyone? There are lots and lots of really great werewolves out there and Scott’s fine. So he gets a little fuzzy every full moon. At least he can enjoy a nice cobwebby room without the dust causing his lungs to close up.

But this, this is terrible. Children all over the world are going to be disappointed because Stiles broke Christmas and Santa Claus, Santa freaking Claus is looking at Stiles like he’s going to end up on the naughty list and Stiles’ dad is going to give him that look and –

“Will you stop doing that?” Angry Eyebrow Elf mutters and shoves Stiles into a chair. “Seriously, stop panicking. You’re giving me a headache just looking at you.”

OR: The One Where Stiles is a Jack Skellington’s grandson and Derek is an elf because of reasons.

The Natural Binding Properties of Pine Sap (1/1 | 4,296 | PG-13)

Derek saves a nymph from being somebody’s Christmas decoration. As a reward, the nymph grants him a twig of mistletoe.

If Derek had known the mistletoe would come to life and goad him into kissing people at random, he might have tried to refuse.

12 Days of Hale Publishing (2/2 | 7,533 | PG)

Something must have poked his Christmas Spirit. It might be the way Hale was watching the proceedings with a scowl on his face, unable to hide what was clear derision. Earlier, his eyes had lifted when Stiles entered the work pen with the presents, and Stiles had been under the impression he had been vaguely pleased. The only thing Stiles could think of that would make someone such a gloomy grump was not getting a gift.

“What?” Hale asked, staring at him through the glass wall that made up the part of his office facing the work area.

“I’ve got something for you!” Stiles said, waving the small rectangular present as he walked in.

“That’s not mine,” Mr. Hale said, staring at the box like it offended him. Then he stared at Stiles like he was offending him more. “You’ve made a mistake.”

“No mistake, sir. It’s a special delivery from magical Hale Holiday Elves.” Stiles gestured to his head. “See the hat. A man wearing this hat makes no mistakes.”

On A Promise (1/1 | 2,068 | Rated M)

Derek’s on a promise from Stiles but he has to battle through his mother, Chris Argent’s novelty jumpers, Christmas cake, and hairspray just to get there…

You put a Hallmark on my Heart (1/1 | 3,325 | PG-13)

Stiles is funny and smart and kind and is also his daughter’s teacher and his boss’s son. On the list of people who are off-limits, Stiles has held the top spot for as long as Derek has known him.

Since Derek is Derek, Stiles also happens to rank number one on the list of people Derek is in love with. Seriously. His life is like a bad Hallmark movie.

Keep reading