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"Shane Hollander Vegas bathroom scene" sun

"Connor Storrie like a prayer mv" moon

"Tyler Seguin "Only steers and queers in Texas, and I'm not a cow"" rising

Yess babes it's totally normal that you feel like throwing up everytime you think about your finals, don't even worry about it

The concept of Ethel Cain and Isaiah Abram potentially going to one of the first ever san jose sharks games in early 1991

Finally speaking my Will Smith (hockey) as Willoughby Tucker truth.

Yuna Hollander is Tashi Duncan in another universe.

As a kid I used to be scared cus i was whole heartedly convinced that my dad could read minds, turns out we're just both mad autistic

Seeing that someone liked my Tumblr post is the same vibe as selling something on vinted

Mourning the video rent shop my future kids are never gonna grow up with rn

The ven-diagram between Ethel Cain and Shakespeare is literally just romeo ('96) and Brutus.

Looking at jack abbot feels like jacking off

Looking at dr. Dana Evans feel like two women gently kissing each others necks.

Shane Hollander bathroom scene to "Tongue" by Ethel Cain = Ilya Rozanov during the Rose Landry era to "I'm On Fire" by Springsteen

Looking at jack abbot feels like jacking off

How high is the chance that scott hunter has a gardening reality tv show in California?

Reaching the next stage of performative by eating apples in public

Genuenly just sliced halfway through my finger cutting an apple what the fuck is wrong with me.

Macklin Celebrini is the second coming of Shane Hollander.

crashed out so hard i'm choosing to be abstemious.