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Me when my wife stops being woke midway through our sexually charged and deeply homosexual situationship because his boss told him to.

Went to the gym... cleaned my flat... getting wine drunk rn and rewatching early season supernatural rn..

Whole house schizophrenic

Like yessughhh he's evil but who are we to put down a bitch with natural aegyo

Thinking about an order of an Armand burger with a side of happy trail chips rn...

Worst crime Armand ever committed was move Louis to Dubai and take away his gay spirit

#tiltedpelvissummer

"Shane Hollander Vegas bathroom scene" sun

"Connor Storrie like a prayer mv" moon

"Tyler Seguin "Only steers and queers in Texas, and I'm not a cow"" rising

Yess babes it's totally normal that you feel like throwing up everytime you think about your finals, don't even worry about it

The concept of Ethel Cain and Isaiah Abram potentially going to one of the first ever san jose sharks games in early 1991

Finally speaking my Will Smith (hockey) as Willoughby Tucker truth.

Yuna Hollander is Tashi Duncan in another universe.

As a kid I used to be scared cus i was whole heartedly convinced that my dad could read minds, turns out we're just both mad autistic

Seeing that someone liked my Tumblr post is the same vibe as selling something on vinted

Mourning the video rent shop my future kids are never gonna grow up with rn

The ven-diagram between Ethel Cain and Shakespeare is literally just romeo ('96) and Brutus.

Looking at jack abbot feels like jacking off

Looking at dr. Dana Evans feel like two women gently kissing each others necks.

crashed out so hard i'm choosing to be abstemious.