Lab Rat and Paige go on a date!
We begin with Paige knocking at the entrance of the Gag Lab demanding to be let in.
Paige: Hello? Lab Rat? Are you there?
Lab Rat: Uh yeah, here I am!
Paige: Well, are you gonna let me in or what?
Lab Rat: Yes, until you stop screaming so I can open the doors
As Lab Rat open the door, he sees that Paige is ready to go on their date as sheās picked her best dress to go out with.
Paige: Hi Lab Rat, are you ready for our date?
Lab Rat: yes, actually! I showered, put deodorant on, got me some cologne, and brushed my teeth.
Paige: wow, Iām surprised you actually took care of yourself!
Lab Rat: donāt rub it in.
Lab Rat: Iām working on it, ok?
Paige: whatever. You got your clothes? Because youāre still wearing your regular attire.
Lab Rat: oh yeah, uh, give me a second. Iām gonna put them on!
After 20 minutes, Lab Rat has put on his date clothes and is ready to show it to Paige.
Lab Rat: alright Paige, how do I look?
Paige: oh wow, lab rat, you look stunning! (She swoons)
Lab Rat: yeah, right, you only say that to not hurt my feelingsĀ
Paige: oh no no no, like I mean it, youāre handsome! Look, if I didnāt like your outfit, YOU WOULD KNOW IT! (She says angrily)
Lab Rat: okay Paige, no need to be aggressive!
Paige: ok well, all I can say is that whenever we go to prom again, everyone will be jealous that Iām dancing with you instead of them!
Lab Rat: y-yeah! Thatās, uhā¦ cool. Okay, areĀ Ā we going to that restaurant or not.
Lab Rat: okay, well, letās head out!
Paige and Lab Rat end up leaving the Gag Lab and arrive at a curb to go to the restaurant. They arrive at the front entrance.
Paige: okay, so this is the restaurant, right?
Paige: awesome! Come on, Lab Rat, letās go! (Paige grabs Lab Ratās right hand)
(Once they arrive, Lab Rat pushes the front door entrance)
Lab Rat: okay, Paige, weāre about to enter, now Paige, PLEASE, donāt be too naggy!
Paige: (scuffs) ugh, whatever, Mr. Mad Scientist!
Lab Rat: donāt. call. me. that. in. public.
Paige: uuugghhh, ok Lab Rat!
Lab Rat: ugh ok, um, hey, heād like a table for 2!
Table Woman: yeah! Come this way!
(Lab Rat and Paige walk to their assigned table)
Waiter: what would you two like to drink today?
Lab Rat: Iāll take a Coke.
Paige: I would like a Fanta!
Waiter: alright, itāll be on your way!
Paige: ok, so, now, what should we talk about?
Lab Rat: hmmā¦ I donāt know. Maybe we should start with how your behavior is going.
Paige: what about my behavior? I think Iāve improved in the last month or so!
Lab Rat: yeah, well youāve still got A
Lab Rat: well first off, you need to stop calling me Mr mad scientist, or at least stop calling me that in public.
Paige: well, what nickname do I use for you?
Lab Rat: (scoffs) I donāt know, maybe you can call me Labby or something.
Paige: (Laughs) Labby? What kind of a nickname is that?
Lab Rat: I-i donāt know, I just made it up on the spotā¦
Paige: well, it sounds ridiculous.
Lab Rat: yeah, it does. I donāt know what I was thinking.
Paige: well, itās hilarious, so I think Iām gonna use it on you!
Waiter: alright, here are your drinks!
Paige: thank you, waiter!
Waiter: youāre welcome, you to (she leaves to serve another table)
Paige: huh, I didnāt know you used the word āmamā
Lab Rat: and what? You got a problem with that?
Paige: no, itās just that Iām surprised someone your age would use that word.
Lab Rat: hey! I like that word, cāmon.
Paige: well, I donāt mind, it just that I was taken aback.
Waiter: ok, what would you 2 like to eat today?
Lab Rat: uh, Iād like Chicken Tenders with fries!
Waiter: and for you, mam?
Paige: Iād like a salad!
Waiter: alright, both will be on your way soon!
Paige: really, you order chicken tenders? Why not eat something healthier?
Lab Rat: I just like chicken tenders! Is that so wrong to say?
Paige: itās thatās itās kind of childishā¦
Lab Rat: yeah, well, I like them! Ok?
Paige: gee, ok calm down.
Waiter: alright, mam hereās your salad.
Waiter: and hereās your chicken tenders, sir.
Waiter: youāre welcome! Let me you if you 2 need anything!
The 2 then end up eating their food.
Paige: I gotta say, this salad is delicious!
Lab Rat: and these Tenders taste so good!
As the 2 of them finish their food, Paige ends up talking about how their relationship is going.
Paige: so Lab Rat, how do you think our relationship is going?
Lab Rat: um, what do you mean by that, Paige?
Paige: like, do you love me? Like, do you truly feel love in your heart for me?
Lab Rat: well, yeah, I guessā¦
Paige: whatever do you mean āI guessā
Lab Rat: well, you know, we only know each other because we accidentally bumped into each other. Plus when we went to that dance, you were mean to everyone.
Paige: well, I only act that way because I think Iām above everyone.
Lab Rat: ok but why do you think you are?
Paige: well, Iām popular, and Iām rich!
Lab Rat: your status should not change the way you treat others!
Paige: why shouldnāt I? After all, my parents do it, people on tv do it, so why shouldnāt I?
Lab Rat: well, your parents are probably just bossy and making people do what they want because theyāre in power. And those reality tv stars are over exaggerated and you shouldnāt mimic their behavior.
Paige: oh really? What a grand relevation!
Lab Rat: but itās true, Paige!
Paige: how could it be true!
Lab Rat: because youāre behaving badly!
Paige: how? If my parents can talk down to people, then I can to!
Lab Rat: no Paige! I know you can a be better person than your parents and those reality tv stars and those nepo babies!
Paige: umā¦ you think so?
Lab Rat: yes, Paige, I am saying that. Iām sure you were badly raised or you were bullied yourself. Itās never too late to change your behavior.
Paige: oh wow, umā¦ I had no idea you cared about me this much, Lab Rat. I wouldāve thought that you saw me as an irredeemable monster.
Lab Rat: yeah, no Paige, truest me, Iāve dealt with actual irredeemable monsters, you are no where near as bad as those people. I think you just need to learn how to be a better and kinder person!
Paige: aww, thanks Lab Rat! Say, would you mind if he hugged andā¦ kissed?
The 2 then hug and kiss, and some people in the restaurant go into applause. Then the waiter comes in to take their platesĀ
Waiter: so, you 2 done eating?
Waiter: Alright, let me go get the check!
Waiter: alright, thatāll be $27.45.
Lab Rat: oh, um, I donāt think I have any mone-
Paige: here, Iāll pay for it!
Lab Rat: oh thanks Paige!
Paige: Youāre welcome, Labby!
Paige pays the amount, and the 2 head out of the restaurant and wind up back to the Gag Lab.
Lab Rat: alright so, did you have a good time on our date, Paige? Cause I sure did!
Paige: Absolutely, Lab Rat!
Lab Rat: good! Now, you have to promise me one thing?
Paige: what is it, Labby?
Lab Rat: Are you going to start being kinder and accepting of people?
Paige: uhhhhā¦ yes, slowly but surely I will.
Lab Rat: thatās the spirit, Paige!
Paige: thanks, Labby. Now, I think I better go home now.
Lab Rat: alright, well, I hope to see you tomorrow, Paige!
Paige: you to Labby. Goodbye!
Lab Rat open the door so that Paige can leave the Gag lab and get back home.
Lab Rat: man, I think Iām gonna enjoy her presence more and more over time.
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