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Just a bunch of random stuff I think is cool or funny.

[inuxi]

Oops! I did it again!

I like the idea that Lucifer was stripped of his wings after his fall. Then he simply grew them back, just like Vaggie did.

TW: blood

[notherpuppet]

pirates!!! 🏴‍☠️

based on the HB pirate drop’s artwork 🤩

[polmin]

they stole the car

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[cannibalchicken]

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[vincentbriggs]

Do you think the people who design modern sewing machines in plastic cases ever feel insignificant because of it? knowing that they're making machines with the lifespan of a dog when they could (if they'd been born a few generations earlier) be making machines with the lifespan of a Galapagos tortoise?

[kalgalen]

I said what i said

[everythingfox]

The distinct difference

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[sorairoknife]

my dad got a clear phonecase for himself so I let him have one of my pokemon cards to put inside it, and after making me explain what each pokemon did and was he picked a basic lightning energy card

[aokozaki]

It'll keep the phone charged longer, dumbass.

[sorairoknife]

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

[moomooofdoom]

Exclusive~

[zonxter]

nobody will believe you

[villainsposting]

Alastor being aroace makes his dynamic with Vox like 100% funnier. It's a villain rivalry, you immediately know people will look at these two and think "they crave each other carnally", except only one of them has the capacity for it. Which is the perfect set up for a ridiculous one-sided obsession, but then Alastor is shown to be acting way more unbothered by Vox than he actually is. Dude is walking the streets of Hell menacingly staring into cameras and doesn't even have the excuse of homosexuality. Both of these fuckers are goofy as hell.

[villainboygirl]

The saga continues

[cringefailvox]

and then he disappeared for seven years

[radiostatik]