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[alocalceaselesswatcher]

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[alocalceaselesswatcher]

Lucy Townsend: Are you two married or somethin Rex Townsend: ….. Rex Townsend: I never asked Eric to marry me Rex Townsend: Yet Rex Townsend: But we're friends Rex Townsend: Hmm Rex Townsend: ……. bathy!Eric: *Oh I should tell Orion about this one* Rex Townsend: Eric, you wanna marry me? :) bathy!Eric: *rolls some of his eyes* bathy!Eric: Didn't you ask enough babygirls this question? :::::::::) Rex Townsend: I did :) Rex Townsend: …… Rex Townsend: Y'know, I don't actually think I wanna marry anyone right now anyway Rex Townsend: Sorry Nowak Rex Townsend: You'll stay Nowak for now :) Lucy Townsend: Are you broken or something bathy!Eric: *Chickened out so fast :::::)* Lucy Townsend: *looks at Eric* Lucy Townsend: Did you break him bathy!Eric: *can't help but be amused* Rex Townsend: *You didnt say yes anyway~* Rex Townsend for once is content just being Rex bathy!Eric: I was thinking about a secret third thing, but alright then~ Rex Townsend: Wait what bathy!Eric: Will we stay on all friendly terms then ::::::::::) Rex Townsend: What secret third thing bathy!Eric: Too late~ bathy!Eric: >::::::::::) Rex Townsend: We dont gotta stay just friends- Rex Townsend: Nowak Rex Townsend: :( Rex Townsend: Eric Rex Townsend: Pleeeasee Lucy Townsend: *What the hell is happening right now* bathy!Eric: Aww bathy!Eric: You still could use more of friends, Rexy~ Rex Townsend: Friends is such an open concept anyway, I can still pull your hair sexually cant I :) Lucy Townsend: Do you get off to pulling hair- should I be concerned if youre touchin mine? Rex Townsend: *tugs at Lucy's hair* Lucy Townsend: Ow! Rex Townsend: Hmm. Not as fun when its wet

[fag4butch]

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: No one appreciates that I could be a million times worse.

[alocalceaselesswatcher]

"What can go wrong~? ::::)"

[crimson-chains]

New deer!! This one a bit spooky ^^

[pizzaplanet666]

[somewordsarebiggerthanothers]

[alocalceaselesswatcher]

"You're a pretty little thing for sure :)"

"Aww I like you too, Rexy~" Eric says, smiling in his usual friendly twink way as he watches the other. "But in no ways I am little, babygirl :::::)"

[bitty-bytes]

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

[alocalceaselesswatcher]

"It's been quite some time since somebody called me a 'thing'~ ::::::)"

[mydeaddaddashdot]

[louisegluckpdf]

it’s like none of you guys are even having unethical fantasies about me anymore

[softgrlfriend]

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

[deathgasmic]

i'm actually so so sweet if you ignore the part of me that is a cunt

[ceruleanheaven]

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

[valeriapryanikova]

i spy with my everything eye