28 years of making things harder on myself, lesgo!!!!
My name is Bitty, and welcome to the world of my sometimes weird and questionable tastes in fictional men!
My first crush while I was growing up was Daroach from Kirby Squeak Squad (yes, the cartoon master thief who was also a mouse. i know.), and my habit of falling in love with fictional characters never slowed down after that. I also really enjoy G/T, size dynamics are just. Chef's kiss.
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The Boys (as of now)
Shieda Kayn - League of Legends (I DO NOT SHARE HIM. He is my only F/O I feel twinges of jealousy towards when I see other shippers, sorry!)
Hades - Kid Icarus Uprising (Yes, I know he's giant and evil, but what if I'm his special meow meow...)
Sho Minamimoto - The World Ends with You/TWEWY NEO
Caldarus - Fields of Mistria
Kai (Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma)
Developing a crush on Gaul from Monster Hunter Stories 3, but I'm still considering whether he's an F/O.
- The Hades selfship art is done by @.neildrawn on here! The Kayn art is by myotisep on Twitter.
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(This could technically be sfw or nsft but) imagine your F/O(s) pulling up their shirt, pretending to show you a scar or a mole or poking at their own stomach, when really they're doing it for your attention, hoping you'll say something or show some indicator of being flustered(maybe they even ask you about any spots on your tummy, reaching out to you cautiously...)
Love when people point out my main F/O's glaring flaws as if they'd shock me. "Oh isn't he a murderer?" "Isn't he a gang leader?" "Isn't he a god trying to destroy humanity?" Gee, Sherlock Holmes, how long did it take you to come to these realizations?
...Is it weird my first ever character crush from when I was little is reemerging. Why am I looking at a picture of Daroach from Kirby and grinning like a moron.
Being the kind of deity that manages souls in the afterlife would kind of suck if there's no reincarnation. Like your job literally only gets worse as time goes on because no one leaves
If I ever find someone else who selfships with Hades from Kid Icarus idk if I'd be jealous like I am with my main F/O (Kayn) or just amazed by the fact someone else is crazy enough to selfship with a malevolent, evil god who wants to destroy the mortal realm. Who is canonically giant, by the way.
Thinking about him yet again. Kayn's dynamic with this dark power of his drives me absolutely wild. So, in his search for the power he feels he needs for his revenge against Noxus, Kayn meets Rhaaat in a chance encounter during a mission. He wishes to destroy the monsters who hurt him... However, the corruption seeping into him due to constantly wielding Rhaast is warping him, both in body and mind. He's in a constant struggle with this fact. In trying to get the power to defeat a monster, Kayn is becoming a monster himself... physically and mentally. The scariest part is that he may or may not care about this.