I am cringe, but I am free

27 year old she/her. Main F/Os: Shieda Kayn - Hades (KI:U) - Guzma - Kai (Guardians of Azuma). Icon by myotisep on Twitter!

[bitty-bytes]

BELATED BIRTHDAY PROMO!!!!!

28 years of making things harder on myself, lesgo!!!!

My name is Bitty, and welcome to the world of my sometimes weird and questionable tastes in fictional men!

My first crush while I was growing up was Daroach from Kirby Squeak Squad (yes, the cartoon master thief who was also a mouse. i know.), and my habit of falling in love with fictional characters never slowed down after that. I also really enjoy G/T, size dynamics are just. Chef's kiss.

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The Boys (as of now)

Shieda Kayn - League of Legends (I DO NOT SHARE HIM. He is my only F/O I feel twinges of jealousy towards when I see other shippers, sorry!)

Hades - Kid Icarus Uprising (Yes, I know he's giant and evil, but what if I'm his special meow meow...)

Sho Minamimoto - The World Ends with You/TWEWY NEO

Caldarus - Fields of Mistria

Kai (Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma)

Developing a crush on Gaul from Monster Hunter Stories 3, but I'm still considering whether he's an F/O.

- The Hades selfship art is done by @.neildrawn on here! The Kayn art is by myotisep on Twitter.

I DO NOT SUPPORT PROSHIPPING!!!!

[beeon]

hiii everyone !! the castle of dreams , our selfship (+adjacent) server is currently accepting new members !! 🎉🎉

if youre interested in joining, please check the info below..!

note: once we close our current opening, this post will be deleted, so as long as its up you're welcome to enquire!

Please check out the rules and conditions for joining on our informative carrd !!

If you agree with our rules, and have confirmed that there is no overlap with non-sharing members, then feel free to shoot me a DM here on Tumblr, or on Discord !!

Thankyou in advance for your interest !! 💕

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i have to go

[boundbyfangs]

selfshipping while having depression really is like this

[locked-out-of-paradise]

(This could technically be sfw or nsft but) imagine your F/O(s) pulling up their shirt, pretending to show you a scar or a mole or poking at their own stomach, when really they're doing it for your attention, hoping you'll say something or show some indicator of being flustered(maybe they even ask you about any spots on your tummy, reaching out to you cautiously...)

[bitty-bytes]

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

So what if Caldarus was a giant? I mean, he is a guardian deity and a dragon with no canon height, so I can at least make him really tall, right?

...But if I wanna be cradled in his hands, I feel I should be allowed to. Good thing magic exists in that world. teehees.

[bitty-bytes]

Pretty damn sure Hades from Kid Icarus would've been a Tumblr Sexyman if his game wasn't kinda niche ngl

[bitty-bytes]

Love when people point out my main F/O's glaring flaws as if they'd shock me. "Oh isn't he a murderer?" "Isn't he a gang leader?" "Isn't he a god trying to destroy humanity?" Gee, Sherlock Holmes, how long did it take you to come to these realizations?

[bitty-bytes]

Been playing Fields of Mistria again and sorry guys, I just really want that old man who is also a dragon so bad

[boundbyfangs]

📖 SELFSHIP LORE ASK GAME!! 📖

This ask game is to give people the opportunity to absolutely gush about their f/o's lore!

There are questions both for your f/o's actual canon as well as questions in regards to your selfship lore too!

Note that I use the term s/i throughout but you can use oc x canon for this as well! Doesn't necessarily have to be an s/i.

I made this with my romantic f/o in mind but this also could be used for platonic, familial, etc f/os!

Be sure to practice reblog karma! <3

Introduce us to your f/o! Who are they, and what's their source?

Was there a specific canon moment that made you fall for your f/o?

Does your f/o have a love interest in canon? How do you navigate around that with your selfship and s/i?

Does your s/i meet your f/o before, during, or after canon?

Is your selfship lore canon-compliant, canon-divergent, or a full fledged AU?

What's a piece of canon lore you refuse to change about your f/o, even for the sake of your selfship?

What's a piece of canon lore that absolutely had to change for your selfship to work?

What part of your f/o's story felt like it was missing something that your s/i was able to fill?

What's a piece of canon lore about your f/o do you happily ignore?

What canon event your f/o was involved in would have gone differently if your s/i had been there? (positive or negative)

What part of your f/o's backstory hurts the most to think about?

What's an important event in your f/o's canon that would help others understand them better?

What quote or scene from your f/o's canon lives in your head rent free?

Does your f/o die in canon? Did you change that?

Go to your f/o's wiki page. Give us one fact from the "trivia" section! If they don't have one, share a random fun fact about them many may not know!

FREE REIGN - Infodump about your f/o's lore, your selfship lore, or literally anything related!!

Regular text under the cut! Divider credit!

This ask game is to give people the opportunity to absolutely gush about their f/o's lore!

There are questions both for your f/o's actual canon as well as questions in regards to your selfship lore as well!

Note that I use the term s/i throughout but you can use oc x canon for this as well! Doesn't necessarily have to be an s/i.

I made this with my romantic f/o in mind but this also could be used for platonic, familial, etc f/os!

Be sure to practice reblog karma! <3

Introduce us to your f/o! Who are they, and what's their source?

Was there a specific canon moment that made you fall for your f/o?

Does your f/o have a love interest in canon? How do you navigate around that with your selfship?

Does your s/i meet your f/o before, during, or after canon?

Is your selfship canon-compliant, canon-divergent, or a full AU?

What's a piece of canon lore you refuse to change about your f/o, even for the sake of your selfship?

What's a piece of canon lore that absolutely had to change for your selfship to work?

What part of your f/o's story felt like it was missing something that your s/i was able to fill?

What's a piece of canon lore about your f/o do you happily ignore?

What canon event your f/o was involved in would have gone differently if your s/i had been there? (positive or negative)

What part of your f/o's backstory hurts the most to think about?

What's an important event in your f/o's canon to help others understand them better?

What quote or scene from your f/o's canon lives in your head rent free?

Does your f/o die in canon? Did you change that, or keep it tragic?

Go to your f/o's wiki page. Give us one fact from the "trivia" section! If they don't have one, share a random fun fact about them many may not know!

FREE REIGN - Infodump about your f/o's lore, your selfship lore, or literally anything related!!

[bitty-bytes]

✅️ Punks

✅️ Mischief makers

✅️✅️✅️ Have trouble admitting/refuse to admit that they love their group of friends

🚫 Both Halloween babies (Kayn was one day off, as much as he likes to say he wasn't)

[bitty-bytes]

...Is it weird my first ever character crush from when I was little is reemerging. Why am I looking at a picture of Daroach from Kirby and grinning like a moron.

[hungwy]

Being the kind of deity that manages souls in the afterlife would kind of suck if there's no reincarnation. Like your job literally only gets worse as time goes on because no one leaves

[have-an-si-who]

An s/i who is significantly shorter than an f/o?

Do you hav an s/i who is significantly shorter than an f/o?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 11

[full-moon-ships]

Reblog with your f/o (2 max) and i will asign them a Canid!! Example with my wife:

Clint gets a plains coyote!

[Pro/com/dark.ship dni!]

[bitty-bytes]

Kai from Guardians of Azuma and Kayn from LoL please? Pretty please? :]

[bitty-bytes]

If I ever find someone else who selfships with Hades from Kid Icarus idk if I'd be jealous like I am with my main F/O (Kayn) or just amazed by the fact someone else is crazy enough to selfship with a malevolent, evil god who wants to destroy the mortal realm. Who is canonically giant, by the way.

[bitty-bytes]

Thinking about him yet again. Kayn's dynamic with this dark power of his drives me absolutely wild. So, in his search for the power he feels he needs for his revenge against Noxus, Kayn meets Rhaaat in a chance encounter during a mission. He wishes to destroy the monsters who hurt him... However, the corruption seeping into him due to constantly wielding Rhaast is warping him, both in body and mind. He's in a constant struggle with this fact. In trying to get the power to defeat a monster, Kayn is becoming a monster himself... physically and mentally. The scariest part is that he may or may not care about this.