#chatzy stuff

[alocalceaselesswatcher]

( local eyed babygirls going "no you" at each other instead of actually fighting (a bit of context is under cut). this version of jonsim is from @pcstscript btw go follow 👁️)

[curiouscompanions]

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

i like it how Adam S somehow evolved from just that one grumpy guy who cared about nothing but his Bonsai Tree to a wannabe dad friend adopting (of sorts) Ulmar

[sassycompanions]

Adam Smithson: ... You wanna hear why I am not mad at you Adam Smithson: It's almost same reason why I am annoyed with you

Ulmar Deluxe: Because you think I'm an infant

Adam Smithson: You are not an infant, but you, definitely, a baby Adam Smithson lets out a long sigh Adam Smithson: I wish I would figure this out sooner Ulmar Deluxe: .... Ulmar Deluxe: *frowns a little*

Adam Smithson: This whole concept is so simple and clear and self-explainable

Ulmar Deluxe: I think I prefer you being mad at me

Adam Smithson: Of course you would deny it Adam Smithson: .........

Ulmar Deluxe: Or this is revenge for me calling you "boy" all the time, isn't it Ulmar Deluxe: I suppose I do deserve it Ulmar Deluxe: Point taken

Adam Smithson: ..... Adam Smithson skips his comments

Adam Smithson: Wait, but there's a detail that is missing

Adam Smithson: Something to check

Ulmar Deluxe: *I will have my terrible revenge

Ulmar Deluxe: *Just you wait*

Damien: *So he is a baby*

Dad!Jon: *Well, he definitely cares a lot about this*

Adam Smithson thinks (oh no) for a moment again

Ulmar Deluxe: *is ready for sandwich attacks*

Adam Smithson rubs his chin

Adam Smithson slams his fist into his own palm

Adam Smithson: Got it

Adam Smithson suddenly grabs Ulmar and gives him a squeeze

Ulmar Deluxe: !!!

Ulmar Deluxe: *OH NO HE IS BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR*

Adam Smithson: *Squeezeable*

Adam Smithson: *Just the right size*

Ulmar Deluxe: *he definitely isnt as soft as he looks*

Adam Smithson: *Figures*

Adam Smithson: *If only were softer*

Adam Smithson: *Would that be*

Adam Smithson: *.......*

Ulmar Deluxe: *smacks him with the sandwich

Adam Smithson: *.... Nice?*

Adam Smithson lets him go

Ulmar Deluxe: *his cheeks are warm, but he looks full of horror*

Ulmar Deluxe: Adam, I am so sorry

Ulmar Deluxe: If only I could've prevented this

Adam Smithson gives him a serious less frownly look

Adam Smithson: Getting softer would suit you better.

Ulmar Deluxe: What!

Ulmar Deluxe: Oh

Ulmar Deluxe: Oh dear

Adam Smithson: What?

Ulmar Deluxe: You've switched from theorizing to talking nonsense

Ulmar Deluxe: *looks around*

Ulmar Deluxe: *then jumps up and hurries to the vending machine*

Ulmar Deluxe: Cornelius, I need your assistance this is life or death!

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[alocalceaselesswatcher]

[alocalceaselesswatcher]

Lucy Townsend: Are you two married or somethin Rex Townsend: ….. Rex Townsend: I never asked Eric to marry me Rex Townsend: Yet Rex Townsend: But we're friends Rex Townsend: Hmm Rex Townsend: ……. bathy!Eric: *Oh I should tell Orion about this one* Rex Townsend: Eric, you wanna marry me? :) bathy!Eric: *rolls some of his eyes* bathy!Eric: Didn't you ask enough babygirls this question? :::::::::) Rex Townsend: I did :) Rex Townsend: …… Rex Townsend: Y'know, I don't actually think I wanna marry anyone right now anyway Rex Townsend: Sorry Nowak Rex Townsend: You'll stay Nowak for now :) Lucy Townsend: Are you broken or something bathy!Eric: *Chickened out so fast :::::)* Lucy Townsend: *looks at Eric* Lucy Townsend: Did you break him bathy!Eric: *can't help but be amused* Rex Townsend: *You didnt say yes anyway~* Rex Townsend for once is content just being Rex bathy!Eric: I was thinking about a secret third thing, but alright then~ Rex Townsend: Wait what bathy!Eric: Will we stay on all friendly terms then ::::::::::) Rex Townsend: What secret third thing bathy!Eric: Too late~ bathy!Eric: >::::::::::) Rex Townsend: We dont gotta stay just friends- Rex Townsend: Nowak Rex Townsend: :( Rex Townsend: Eric Rex Townsend: Pleeeasee Lucy Townsend: *What the hell is happening right now* bathy!Eric: Aww bathy!Eric: You still could use more of friends, Rexy~ Rex Townsend: Friends is such an open concept anyway, I can still pull your hair sexually cant I :) Lucy Townsend: Do you get off to pulling hair- should I be concerned if youre touchin mine? Rex Townsend: *tugs at Lucy's hair* Lucy Townsend: Ow! Rex Townsend: Hmm. Not as fun when its wet

[curiouscompanions]

"Looks like you could use some help :3"