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Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all

you guys are like i love milfs yes yum milf milf milf but you don’t like children and you can’t wake up before 10am and you don’t know how to drive automatic and you’ve never gone grocery shopping alone and you’re scared to order your hot chocolate at star bucks so how do you expect to help take care of deborah’s preschool kids in between rounds of that cougar pussy

tallwife

coltre

hazelbeewitched

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

rodrickheffeley

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

thedavesofourlives

none of you understand what himbos are...

thedavesofourlives

THIS... a perfect example of a true himbo

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this is a sparkling water hate blog!

recovering-suggestions

*kisses you softly on the forehead* vibe check

doomtribble73

c3rvida3

Updating my will so that in the event of my death, my friend Tyler gets a little envelope containing my social media passwords and a list of jokes I've written about me being dead for him to tweet out on my behalf.

c3rvida3

You don't know how badly I wish this were a bit, but it's not. This is just how I am.

nuclearhearts

my humble opinion is that men that dont do any housework should die

mementt0mori-deactivated2020051

you just killed my brothers

nuclearhearts

you’re welcome :)

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I LAUGHED SO HARD

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ace-feminist

Reblogging for the guy’s panic

thegertie

To be fair, I also panicked.

thepuppyclub

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can someone caption this? I cant read all of them

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1) “Levi’s uses abrasive blasting, killing workers"

2) “New Look uses sweatshops”

3) “River Island pays its workers half the minimum wage"

4) “H&M uses slave labour"

5) “H&M uses sweatshops”

6) “Asos uses sweatshops”

7) “Bershka - owned by Inditex - uses child labour”

8) “Stradivarius- owned by Inditex - uses child labour"

9) “Mango - 1135 dead in the Savar building collapse”

pieceofmanju

A lot of people in the notes are getting real defensive while missing the point of the post. For one thing, no where on this post does it tell you not to shop at these places or that youre a bad person if you do. The post is about showing the hypocrisy of these brands emptily co-opting social justice movements for profit, something extremely rampant right now. Its an information post. Its an attack on the corporations, not the individual.