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Aloe | 22 | Capricorn Sun | Aquarius Moon | Capricorn Rising

[calmbf]

what's your type?

she gotta be insane

[biggaytony]

evil mario: it was rude of the princess to invite us over for a picnic wasnt it, my notoriously heterosexual friend Luigi

evil luigi: i hope she made no spaghetti at all

[woodmeat]

Me

[woodmeat]

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

[papigetbusy-deactivated20221012]

We not even trying no more here

[korbly]

Visit Original Link

this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

[alivehouse]

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer

[alivehouse]

[siberiannette-deactivated202301]

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

[maooids]

[netherworldpost]

Libraries and bookstores aren't enemies, they are dating you fools.

[fullmusicbardsquared]

i will go inside a computer someday i think the wires would be like . comfy

[fullmusicbardsquared]

like this

[millertastic]

[weaver-z]

If I got ahold of Joe Biden's phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off

[weaver-z]

Stop replying to this with "I would link Homestuck discourse! I would make a carrd! I would post Onceler stuff!" like guys. Guys. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but this won't work. Everyone will know it was a hack. But adding a they pronoun to the bio? Oh, baby, that's a toss-up. We would bear witness to three gorgeous hours of the biggest Twitter storm you have ever seen. It would be better than superhell night.

[kaijuno]

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[cirrates]

"miku is a vocaloid" actually, vocaloid is the name of the program. the word youre looking for is vocaloid's monster

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

this but for retail

[flirtytwink]

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

[justneckbeardthings]

[types-of-infinity]

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

[monkeywiki]

you wish you were these kids