[relarp284]

when your friend gets a j*b so now you get to bum around there all day

[strangelure]

Fbi dex saying thank you every time he’s inside inject that shit into my veinsss 😵‍💫🫪

godddd 🫠 he does it every single time, even when he's the one on top, squashing you into the mattress, both his hands keeping yours trapped against the bed and beside your head, he's the one muttering weakly "thank you, thank you, thank you" with every aggressive thrust of his dick inside, he sighs shakily when you just smile wickedly in response

when you riled him up all night during your date, teasing him relentlessly, touching him discreetly to near insanity and he finally gets to have you alone in his stale apartment, he's so needy and impatient that he doesn't get two steps further from the door before he's clinging to you, lifting you up to sit you on the kitchen counter, pulling your underwear to the side to shove himself inside in one single thrust and it just rips out of him like a punch to the gut "fuuuck! thank you"

[i-smoke-chapstick]

Thinking of Dex looking through reader's phone while they sleep and finding hundreds pics of him just doing whatever, sometimes even when he's shirtless with his back on display😫

This ask literally made me jump for joy. Dex looking through readers phone 24/7 is a headcanon I firmly believe in and will ride at dawn for. It should be just as synonymous with his character as hitting a target imo!

Dex definetly scrolls through and browses readers phone when she's asleep right next to him. Reader might even be perched in one of his arms while he holds the phone in the other, and she would never know. (Or, honestly, maybe she would- because we saw with Julie just how bad Dex was with hiding his stalking LMAO he was found out in like two seconds) Regardless, Dex is 100% naive enough to do this blatantly and right next to her.

It's not that he expects to find anything shady unless you give him a reason too...but can you blame a guy for getting a little paranoid? (Yes, you can. You definitely can. Don't listen to Dex.)

I don't know if anyone else has seen that tiktok trend where boys do those loyalty tests on their girlfriends??? I don't think Dex would actually do this, at least not in the conventional social media way, but that sort of mentality reminds me of him a LOT.

He likes checking your phone anyways. In his mind, there shouldn't be any secrets between the two of you regardless. This is simply him reassuring himself of that fact. Privacy? What's that? Why would you need anything to be private from him, unless you're hiding something from him?

He's been in the FBI. He's witnessed firsthand all the shit those scumbags had on their phones. The dirty secrets all kinds of people keep from their loved ones. Their double lives and their affairs. He's just...checking. Most of the time it ends in nothing out of the ordinary, though Dex might go out of his way to block a few numbers you don't talk too anymore- or old flirtatious DMs before you met him. His jaw is probably clenched so tight seeing an ex's number or random guy liking your picture. He'll make a mental note for later to pay a "visit." (They are dying. There's no arguing that.)

And while this is a headcanon for another time, I also wouldn't be surprised if Dex is firm in his isolation of reader. I think he would very gradually attempt to phase out her social media all together. That's step one. Step two is literally everyone else that isn't him besides close family, if only for the fact he wants to be apart of your family like a normal guy. Be an upstanding and perfect boyfriend, have your dad call him son and all that.

But back to the original ask! If Dex saw that readers entire gallery pretty much consisted of only him, he'd be flustered beyond comprehension- and nothing short of elated. He might have to put his hand over his mouth when he undoubtedly makes a sound of sheer shock that almost wakes you up.

Those eyes of his are just focused so intently on that screen. That phone is trembling in his hands as he scrolls, breathing getting heavier and heavier. He registers just how...salacious the pictures are. He's just fixated, scrolling mindlessly as he internalizes the amount of intimacy.

There is two ways this goes. In one scenario, I don't doubt he has to set the phone down just to take a breather and stare at the ceiling. He'll watch the fan spin while his fingertips dig into you subconsciously. He's not letting you go for anything. The entirety of New York could be on fire on the outside of your building. You'll die together, just like this. And he'd die happy in that moment.

And in another scenario, he just gets himself so worked up that he can't help but reach out to you, tracing the lines and contours of your skin- mirroring your own lust right back at you. He'll get so hard so fast, and he doesn't want to wake you up...but he just can't help it. If you don't feel his hips grinding roughly into your back while he pants, you'll be feeling his fingers stuffing you full in the morning.

Either way, he won't get a wink of sleep that night, and it's only because he's having trouble grasping just how much love the two of you must have for each other. He really doesn't think he deserves you. But make no mistake, he'll thoroughly show you.

[i-smoke-chapstick]

On the note of animals — Dex witnessing how reader goes from 0 to 100 seeing someone hurting an animal and jumping to basically throw hands no matter how big the opponent is?.. like, maybe it his first time seeing his north star shaking with rage, ready to harm another human?..

This ask literally made me LOL when I read it because Dex goes from 🙂 to 😳 SO fast. He's scared. I mean fucking petrified. Solely because of the fact we all know he's killed and abused his fair share of animals, such as cats.

It's one thing if you were an animal lover. Dex wouldn't bat an eye- in fact, he would admire you from afar, smiling in amazement at just how good you are. His guiding light. This is why you're his north star. He'd even join in, taking care of whichever stray you pick up. There wouldn't even be a hint of guilt in his eyes at what he'd done previously, in fact, I doubt he would even think about it at all- so focused on you and attempting to replicate your behavior.

But...you, in all your beautiful virtue- typically so moral, so sweet, so good, suddenly becoming so enraged? Violent?...it makes him panic. Because he's sure if you found out about his history you would hate him. Or worse, try to leave him. He can't have that.

Which is why Dex masks everything to the best of his abilities. We're shown quite frequently Dex isn't a very good liar. But he'll try his absolute best- he'll try so hard to keep this from you, that he'll be acting fidgety and uncomfortable whenever an animal is in sight.

You'll visibly see his body tense up tight whenever you come across a stray. Pass by a pet store. See a cute dog while on a run with him. He acts so unnaturally and strangely that it's easy to tell something is wrong with him. And if you ask about it, he'll lie and attempt to play it off to the best of his (admittedly poor) abilities.

He would genuinely rather die than see what would happen if you found out about his track record. That's not hyperbole. The idea of you leaving or loathing him for an error he knows he made would be the final straw and likely lead to a bullet through his own skull. See, he can't lose you...or he'll lose himself.

Probably best to let him drag you away whenever you come across an animal without asking any questions. That's just a road you don't want to go down. A secret you don't want to know. That's how Dex sees it, any how.

Now, given this, and given the scenario reader and Dex actually witness someone hurt an animal- I don't doubt Dex would just kill whoever it was instantly. He'll play into it being for the sake of the animal, so he can be your hero- but it's not. It's a mixture of wanting to immediately remove any violent threat, anything that upsets you...and also just wanting to avoid any situation concerning animals entirely. The last thing he needs is to go home, listening to you rant about how all animal abusers should be put down, while he's sitting right there.

He'll swallow shakily and close his eyes, praying for the conversation to end as fast as possible. Yeah, he's freaking out.

[bonesmarinated]

another unmask version of HUNK, this time with RE4 remake outfit

[aloisssss]

Was playing some missions and noticed that this is definitely kick right 🙂‍↕️

[k9taktikal]

i love drawing him so much you cant IMAGINE (wip for an animation)

[shoukiko]

idk if your requests are still open (sorry if they aren't!! m(_ _)m) but if they are, could i get some headcanons for the ghosts boys? thank yoouuu (* ^ ω ^)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ANYTHING!!!!!!!! BARKBARKRBRAKBRAKBRAKRAKBRA

(I didn't know if I should write about Ajax and Elias or not;;;;)

Call of Duty: Ghosts Headcanons!!!

Keegan

He's good as his job, always getting shit done.

but oh my god is he a bad influence on you

"Want a shot?" "I'm not 21 yet, Keegan." "I asked if you wanted a shot, not how old you were."

On roadtrips he's never allowed to drive, but he will backseat drive. "You should take this highway instead" "I know a faster way" "If you go down this road you could probably reach it easier"

Snores when he's asleep, I feel like he may have sleep apnea or something like that.

HE'S REALLY LOUD TOOOO

Mumbling in his sleep if he's asleep in a chair

That's another thing, he can fall asleep literally anywhere. Chair? Yes. Under the bed? Yes. Under a table? Yes.

He has sharp canines, I don't make the rules. He uses them to open things

He LOVES your scent, he likes having just one thing of yours just to hold and have near.

I don't think he would call you Kid if he was interested in you, I think he'd stick with your name or "Hun". Unless you're older than him, then he uses generic shit like "Babe"

A man of a few words, he gives short answers, pretty blunt, but in text he will ramble on and on~

He likes writing, he finds that it's easier for him to process his words and gives him time to think.

Logan

Good boy, very good and well behaved boy.

Grown man, but good boy

He's actually really mischievous, they took a trip (The team) to Italy while on leave and when visiting the Tower of Pisa he offered to take Keegans photo.

Gesturing for him to lean, pose, scooch back, just so he can get the perfect photo.

Only for him to take it, snickering to himself because he made Keegan pose extremely far from the tower so the photo just looks silly.

Keegan had a good laugh about it, only after he put Logan into a headlock

He does the same to Hesh, always asking for some water, then being like "I didn't ask for this" so Hesh takes it back and when he comes back empty handed Logan is like "Water?"

He's very quiet, way more than Keegan.

He only gives nods or gestures, speaks when he needs to though, like in call outs and such.

He'd call you Love

Whispering sweet nothings into your ear

Can you imagine Cody Callahan doing that? Kill me plz

Hesh

HE HAS A THING FOR HANDS I JUST KNOW IT, I JUST KNOW IT YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!!!

HE LOVES HOLDING YOUR HAND AND JUST RUBBING YOUR FINGERS

YOU CAN FEEL HOW ROUGH HIS CALLUSES ARE

HE TILTS HIS HEAD WHEN HE LOOKS AT YOU BECAUSE HE IS JUST SO ENAMOURED WITH YOU

CAN YOU TELL I LOVE HESH, CAN YOU????

He's a gamer boy, console only. Xbox..... Don't argue with me (You can have your own I was /j)

Before shaving his head, he had a hairstyle similar to DJ Pauly D. Let's keep it shaved.

He refuses to have a mustache, just straight up refuses. He will shave the minute he sees it coming in.

Beard or Goatees are pushing it, but he shaves anyways (except the sideburns of course)

That man loves veggies, he's the type to just steam a bunch of em and that's his dinner. Literally just that.

He likes stealing food from you, picking from your plate. If you don't like something, you best believe he's there eating it for you

"David, I'm full" "Give it here, babe."

Merrick

His memory is impeccable

He will always rememebr your favorite things

He's not big on gift giving, but when he does give gifts they're incredibly thoughtful.

Drives a really beat down pickup truck

Calls it his baby girl

Don't judge him >:(

Resting bitch face, eyebrows always furrowed

But then he sees you and his expression softens because he just loves seeing you.

Has the heartiest laugh imaginable, slaps his knee when laughing too

Asks for help putting on his face paint :((((

He just wants a reason to be touched by you

Kick

Earbuds in 24/7 when not on a mission.

He needs music to function!!!

He's the type to put on some hardcore music and pretend he's fighting someone, like the people that imagine their own animation edit when listening to a song they like

He sneaks food to Riley sometimes, when they're all eating, he's the one throwing stuff on the floor for him

Unironically uses "COWABUNGA"

He's just a lil.... ya know... right? Just a little (He's gay)

Kinda short, like 5'6-5'8

Has ADHD

Wears insoles (hims feet hort)

I know he doesn't have a name, but his name is now Hunter Cameron and his last name is Miller

Has freckles and a chipped front tooth

That's all I got :3

for now :3

[gunnrblze]

I’d like to hold a formal discussion about this man’s biceps

[kelpiemomma]

Idk man I think titans that have been around long enough develop their own personalities

Just like people, a machine that needs to learn about its surroundings is going to learn about the people surrounding it. And you really only see two titans during cut scenes in game, but those two titans are BT and MOB, and we all know and love BT but if you pay attention to MOB during the cutscene where BT grabs Cooper like a hot dog and shoves him into his cockpit like a dog chewing on something its not supposed to, MOB is in the background just kind of. Doing his own thing. Looking around. Scanning the perimeter.

I think part of the reason Briggs folded (subjectively) so easily is because she knew. She Fucking Knew.

Yeah, she could force BT to swap to a different pilot. An actual pilot. But fuck, man, if there wasn't going to be a titans version of sulking and bitching. Would he put his pilot at risk? No, that goes against protocol 3, but he wasn't going to be happy. He wasn't going to make it easy on his new pilot. Titans have their own ways of being petty and if she and MOB have been partners for any length of time beyond one mission, Briggs probably knows that first hand.

Not only are they low on pilots, but they're low enough they have to take a machine's words into consideration because if they don't, he's not going to be cooperative. He's not going to be helpful or useful in the next mission. And she knows this.

Briggs saw the writing on the wall and decided she'd rather have an acting pilot and a happy machine than a certified pilot and a sulking one.

[bumblebee5514]

Why Keegan being a scout sniper makes him insane (a personality analysis)

1. He is trained to observe without acting

Scout snipers are a specialized type of sniper, whose main goal is to gather intel rather than shoot. Shooting is done only if all variables lead to it, but it's generally not preferred.

This makes Keegan a man who can act, but he has to always choose not to.

Even if he sees a teammate be at risk. If shooting reveals his position and causes bigger problems along the way, he won't do it.

That causes severe moral injury along the way, so he's not heartless. Just mission focused.

This training also makes Keegan extremely patient.

He is comfortable doing nothing for long stretches, and can sit with information without reacting emotionally.

This breeds a personality that:

does not rush

does not escalate unless ordered

does not seek validation through action

He's not impulsive. Deliberately and unsettingly so.

2. He's used to being alone. Truly alone.

Scout snipers either work in pairs, or completely alone.

And their missions last quiet a bit, mind you.

This makes Keegan someone who:

doesn't rely on constant social feedback

is internally regulated

doesn't need conversation to feel stable.

That means he doesn't speak unless he feels the need to speak, and he can notice when others feel uncomfortable with silence.

3. His trust threshold is extremely high

His job is literally being precise with information. He does NOT trust people quickly.

Trauma bonding? Not a thing for snipers.

They generally score lower on PTSD than infantrymen, so they don't relate to normal soldiers (this usually hits them after their services, not during).

Keegan is the type who would quietly asses and test people around him. Only if you show consistency, he may open up.

But just a tad.

Also, he's someone who would prefer reliability more than shared humour and experiences.

He's extremely picky about who he hangs out with because of this. But if attachment forms, it's long-lasting.

Don't mind the dramatic title. This bastard is probably saner than me and you.

Masterlist 2

[moonywheeler]

in the topic of freaky byler (since this is the new discussion in the fandom lol): i acually think they switch. like i get it when people say will bottoms but i like the idea of "mike does whatever will likes and he's more than happy doing it" to a point of sometimes topping and sometimes bottomming just because Will Byers Feels Like It tbh

mike's just totally a puppy who freaks out about random things way too much so in bed he justs needs someone to make him think about absolutely nothing and make the decisions for him and that would be THE ABSOLUTE BEST for will bc he needs his boundaries to be very clear and he can do that easily with mike behaving like that, thanks for coming to my ted talk

[auracobaltblue]

I find it kind of funny that while Will is the canonically gay one (Mike is as well in my heart), Mike is the one who shows more sexual attraction towards men.

Like we see will pine for Mike and occasionally you might see him check him out, but Mike? He is much less subtle about it. Like he checks Will out constantly and isn’t even trying to hide it (probably because he’s still denying he does it in his head). He is getting flustered and not just towards Will but towards other men like Eddie and this Jake guy from Lenora. Mike has posters of men in his bedroom while will’s bedroom is very desexualised which I think might shed some light on their approach to their sexuality at this point: Will is aware of it and ashamed of it therefore he tries to hide any form of sexual desire in his life, while Mike is denying the possibility of his attraction to men and excusing it to be “heterosexual admiration” and therefore he unknowingly expresses his sexuality more because of his lack of awareness. It’s almost like Will tries to erase the sexual part of his sexuality and in his love for Mike because in his head it makes it better and less “dirty”.

Correct me if I’m wrong but I Don’t think that throughout the show we see will show signs of attraction towards anyone else (which is still odd, because I feel like no matter how in love he is with Mike he will still be attracted to other men) and I think that might be for 2 reasons:

1. What I mentioned above about the repression of the sexual part of his sexuality.

2. Will feeling “emotionally loyal” towards Mike and almost feeling guilty if he finds someone else attractive even if they aren’t together at this point.

[miwiheroes]

don't think about the fact that if we had mike be vecna'd and interesting in s5 we could have had a little scene where will holds mike's head in his lap as everyone else stands around worried, whispering words of comfort like "we're gonna bring you back it's okay it's okay" as his voice is breaking because he's so scared, all as he strokes mike's hair back. don't even think about how mike might have woken up gasping and clutching around only to react to being held like that for the first time by will, the one that vecna was just taunting him about

[oliveespineapples]

Every day I think of the apocalyptic Hawkins we could’ve had. Like mmm yes give me the party exploring their abandoned past, the decrepit halls of their old middle school, the overtaken railroad tracks and car junkyard, the haunted creel house, the quarry and lover’s lake…the abandoned city as a metaphor for abandoned childhood instead of El…impeccable horror vibes from the run-down buildings and fend-for-yourself from Vecna and the military…Vecna memories being for the party and forcing them to reckon with their pasts individually and with their counterparts…do you guys pick up what I’m putting down like ugh the vibes of what I hoped it was were so peak

[escapefromcamazotz]

will talking to queer people in nyc about mike. not out of resentment or being unable to move on. just as a story to tell. straight crush loredrop.

realizing the more times he tells it that mike was actually gay. he did like him back and he’s still stuck. but will has moved on. he’s happy. it’s like he can fly. it would hurt too much to try again. it would be unfair to himself and to the life he’s built. mike is way too far in the closet for it to work, anyways.

so will tells himself he has to live his own life out and happy and free even more so now that he knows mike can’t. that he won’t. that’s what will does. for both of them. and he really truly is happy.

but every time will visits hawkins, mike’s smile reaches his eyes less. less and less, except for when will tells him — haltingly, at first — about his new life. bars, parades, protests, drag queens. unhesitant acceptance. and a million other things.

at those stories, mike smiles the way he used to, when they were kids on a swingset, both of them flying together.

[dukeofdelirium]

The concept of the abyss being a frozen wasteland that immediately puts every single character at risk of death, swarming with creatures and a shadowy eldritch horror that has no physical way of killing it because it doesn’t abide by any rule they understand. The concept of everyone being trapped in some realm of their own worst fears Vecna creates, running through each other’s memories to try and escape it while they all nearly freeze to death. Whatever man. What the fuck ever!