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i like making batshit AUs. Fandom middle aged and tired. Ask me about horse stuff.

[kelpiemomma]

Hello and welcome to my blog! Feel free to call me Kelp or Lana!

Please be prepared for multi-fandom shenanigans and generalized messiness. I do art and writing and sometimes share it here, but it’s mostly a lot of rambling and reblogging.

find me everywhere as KelpieMomma because I’m incredibly basic 💚 ao3 has a variety of fics, dA is a lot of horses and cats, toyhou.se is an OC collection

special tags:

serotonin booster - need a pick me up? check this tag!

fic adventures - where i go on in general about my fics

Pokemon Tag Master List

Khan A.

  - an old dragon-horse OC turned into a human OC. He now exists in several universes. Oops.

other tags:

asked and answered - i answer the questions sent to me :)

OC tags: Itzal / Isaac, Snagglefang, Amber

[theconcealedweapon]

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

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[lastoneout]

Can't imagine why they changed it.

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distasteful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[extremelynormalblog]

Is there anything worse than talking to a non-Tumblr friend about something, and KNOWING that there's a PERFECT Tumblr reference for the situation they're describing to you but it would take 10 minutes of convoluted explanations to set up, and not only would they probably not laugh at the end but also they would definitely look at you different after.

[off-the-rail-au]

[ OFF the Rail AU ]

Emmet is heated up now :)

[blaiddraws]

zekingo and reshingo's first impressions of volo are starkly different, haha.

zekingo's first impression is of someone who has strong Ideals (over time, those Ideals get stronger, but they also become darker, filled with anger and hatred). He likes this, but the more he interacts with volo the less he likes. Once Volo figures out zekingo can sense Ideals (even if he doesn't know the specifics of ingo's ability) he tends to avoid zekingo

reshingo, however. volo is absolutely RANCID with lies. something in reshingo's instincts is SCREAMING at him about volo. to fight against this, punish the one who dares speak and act such lies in the presence of Truth Incarnate.

needless to say, volo tries to avoid reshingo from the very beginning lol (makes it a bit difficult to navigate mount coronet, but he makes it work.)

[veliseraptor]

so today this comment took me out at the knees

[blaiddraws]

re: the previous post. first meeting goes something like this. lol

don't be mean gaeric he's just a little guy 🥺🥺🥺🥺 a little guy who definitely didn't almost cause a political Incident between the clan and the ginkgo guild

additional doodle that can Kinda fit into this but drew it before i remembered how I'd wanted it to go

[transformativeworks]

The TikTok Team is back again with a Tag Wrangler Hear Me Out Cake.

(YouTube link)

[tytoadox]

They got pride'd

I just remembered the Scottish train that was decorated for pride n stuff

So lowk they'd get decorated too

Replacing their original stripes n such with the progress pride flag or something..

They both enjoy how colorful it is

[blaiddraws]

MORE MORE MORE BACKLOG!!!!!!!

since he's got thems draconic traits. he's a bit toasty! and fluffy!

the pearl clan kids LOVE him, especially what with how cold the icelands get. personal heater! PRIME cuddle real estate!!!! and even though he looks intimidating he's actually really nice and always takes the time to play with them

so even though he's weird and kinda scary sometimes and very clearly not human. kids are kinda attached to him lolllll.

kinda back with the themes of the clan accepting him despite his VERY blatant oddness and inhuman traits

[creekfiend]

if someone is selling womens underpants and they're calling them "boxer briefs" or "boy shorts" and the underpants in question do not cover BOTH of your ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, you should be allowed to either sue or kill them

you can't trick me. I know what most boys shorts do, and that is cover BOTH of their ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, unless they specifically go out of their way to acquire Extra Sexy Underpants

middle finger emoji

[thememedaddy]

[bebx]

[ohaiibara]

Cold war toxic yaoi