biohazard

this blog is 98% headcanons of mike wheeler being a dumbass

[moonywheeler]

intro post :P

hi there, this is sait!! i'm a nonbinary (he/they) brazilian dude, but this blog is almost exclusevely in english ^^

biggest fandoms:

byler + the party (bc who cares about canon atp)

marauders

nct dream (mahae utted)

more of a casual fan of:

my chemical romance

dead poets society

saiki kusuo

back to the future

messed up comedy drama tv shows (skins uk, shameless, heartbreak high)

other kpop groups (newjeans [rip], ald1, nct 127, anything 2nd gen)

very long video essays

smosh

the sims

pinkpantheress

[miwiheroes]

concept of mike's parents thinking "jane byers" is his fake girlfriend / substitute name for will 😭

[moonywheeler]

oh how i love being part of niche gay subparts of the hugest fandoms ever

[richieee707]

Guys I've tweaked Season 5, Vol. 2 a bit. I'm feeling better now💅🏻

[moonywheeler]

willow byers putting on different flavors of lipstick and making michelle try to guess which one is which by kissing her

while she's straddling her lap of course

[pewe12-7]

(Sometimes will does this too but shhh)

[bylerbohneeee]

Honestly I'd see mike doing that more than will

[moonywheeler]

mike wearing lipsticks while will straddles him ....... something to think about

[funkopop547]

Michelle coming to school with Smokey eye makeup and Willow DYING

[moonywheeler]

willow byers putting on different flavors of lipstick and making michelle try to guess which one is which by kissing her

while she's straddling her lap of course

[pewe12-7]

(Sometimes will does this too but shhh)

[moonywheeler]

OH OF COURSE as mike probably dies on the spot

[kashilie]

Lesbyler comic strip inspired by a fanfic written by @lyxchen :)

Fic- https://archiveofourown.org/works/87745411 (go read it guys ‼️)

And I say inspired because I did change a few things here which happen a bit differently in the fic!

I’m not sure if I should mark this as mature cuz I don’t think there’s much of anything but I will if anyone has a problem

[moonywheeler]

latino will byers due to joyce's maiden name being maldonado i still think about u daily

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[moonywheeler]

transboy!mike who thought he needed to be in love with jane bc he just assumed that "being a guy" also had to include "liking girls" on the mix, until will comes out to him and he's all like Wait i can do that too

also will always thinking that he liked "boys and mike" until mike tells him he's also a boy lmao

[michaelqueerwheeler]

I love queer characters who live in a weird small town and have superpowers and are also in love with their best friend

[axeleton]

Trans!Mike & going to prom pt. 1

Woo woooaaaaahh I finally started it. Now everyone cross your fingers that I'll also finish it because so far I have a longer script than how many pages I was initially intending to draw

Btw, "you look like a sack of potatoes" is a direct quote from my grandma from when I used to wear crazy oversized stuff to hide lol

Also, why does Michaela have so many weird spellings??? Like I didn't want to spell Mike's deadname that way because it felt too on the nose, so I check babynamesdotcom and find Mikayla Mikela Mikaela Makayla etc. etc. and I genuinely couldn't decide which was the impostor. If Mikaela is also too quirky then oh well. Blame Karen

[moonywheeler]

one thing i Hate about people who want to just follow canon and hate ships like byler and wolfstar is that, bc of the way these characters were written, these ppl like to pretend that gay relationships simply did not exist before the 2000s like its just ABSURD that someone would make TWO FRIENDS date (has happened with straight ships in both series btw

[moonywheeler]

i have a plot for a fic but idk if i should make it through wills pov or mikes pov (both in third person but like talking about Them) idk i just like them both so much

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly