merry crisis

just my main blog. i do whatever i want here. there are no restrictions. i am free. fear me. if u want to see my art and stuff, go to @swiftyartz i also have so many sideblogs im drowning in them help ALSO WONDERFUL HEADER BY @potato-cheld GO CHECK OUT THEIR EQUALLY WONDERFUL BLOG

[alola--raichu]

hey just so everyone knows im moving over to @birdcatt

also im deleting this blog and some other sideblogs soon enough maybe

[eraemx]

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

[i-amneveralone-deactivated20201]

wow.

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[mildswearingat4am]

Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discourages students from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic Schools 

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

I have a feeling that last point is aimed at the ravenclaws…

[ruffsketches]

[pressurizedpleasure]

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

[pudgepige]

Henlo!

[maplespyder]

🐉✨✨

[yourfluffiestnightmare]

In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

to

[rebelmeg]

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

[paper-mario-wiki]

this is really frickin neato

[pantsdestroyer]

BOTW temple: In this puzzle you must swing the lantern to burn the leaves in order to open the door, and time your arrow perfectly so that the lantern falls on the leaves.

Me, aiming a bomb arrow: I don’t have fucking time for this

[catscenter]

[asktheweirdpichu]

o oops srry !! maybe alolan vulpix instead then ? :0c

Might as well do normal Vulpix too! ;0

Species meme [closed]

[curseworm]

rabies and toxoplasmosis are both very cool

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

^ a virus wrote this

[curseworm]

all the cool kids play with feral cats. dont you wana be a cool kid

[prokopetz]

Proposal: instead of creating fantasy names by inventively misspelling real names, create fantasy names by cutting real names in half and stapling them back together with mismatched counterparts. e.g.:

Alexamin Danthew Jamriel Tyseph Wilmeron

[pachelbelsheadcanon]

Here is an online fantasy name generator that does exactly this for you.

[saltoftheao3]

uhmmmm just tested and it works super well?? check it out!

[alola--raichu]

rlly late to finding this game but !!! if you havent heard of it already pls play tower of heavens

its a platformer n so far its rlly good

[taakovapes]

HEY WRITER FRIENDS

there’s this amazing site called realtimeboardwhich is like a whiteboard where you can plan and draw webs and family trees and timelines and all that sort of stuff. you can also insert videos, documents, photos, and lots of other things. you can put notes and post-its and, best of all, you can invite other people to be on the board with you and edit together!! 

this is really really awesome and a great tool for novel planning, so if you’re doing nanowrimo…. this could be good for you!!

[goodnightmoonvale]

Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.

[prokopetz]

The reason you’re great at one-off compositions but can’t put a long-form comic or animation together to save your life isn’t because you’re a lousy artist, it’s because you’re a lousy project manager.

I know that doesn’t sound particularly positive, but you’d be astounded how many artists I’ve run into who are literally unaware that project management is a) a totally separate skill set from being Good At Art, and b) something you actually have to learn - they think that people are just intrinsically good or bad at doing long-form projects and that’s all there is to it.

Correctly identifying what it is that you suck at is the first step to improving!

[roachpatrol]

this is pretty much exactly why all my chaptered fanfic is either cowritten or unfinished.