Its Not That Crucial

[thebootydiaries]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[thebootydiaries]

what i actually said: i forgot

what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[markv5]

Так видит себя мой кот, когда я с утра не дал ему поесть

[dualityofsquid]

“this is how my cat sees himself in the morning before I give him food”

[hoejre]

[a-titty-ninja]

[997]

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

[997]

im still so obsessed

[bob-belcher]

[yungxicanaa]

This makes me laugh so much

[jaeswavy]

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

[knowwhatimeme]

[2000ish]

[ruinedchildhood]

[distorte]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

a man apologizing: hey im sorry you have feelings :(

[4lung]

Did we ever find out why Bernie Sanders was hauling ass running across that lobby at anime boston

[babyfairy]

i’m honestly despondent

[cocoloveyume]

[arandomthot]

This is all getting to be too much