idk dude

lou//what am i doing with my life

[morosity-deactivated20200128]

What's your major in college?

stress

[kiwi]

shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who dont make no fuckin sense!!!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

[ohdreaming]

my possible career choices: cloud flower

[batou]

[diarygirls]

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

i feel like this applies to a few things:

[minimuii]

[animationsource]

−I haven’t done this since I was a kid!

−You still are a kid!

[loviely]

i wanna be loved……. like overwhelmingly loved….

[queenbruv]

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cupcakelogic]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stars-bean]

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[rockymountaingothic]

achilles’ heelys

[hungwy]

when people are like i cannot emotionally connect with paleolithic peoples… well cave art has horse and ibex, and sometimes lionesses. are these not relatable to you? do they not draw tears from your eyes like a sad love scene?

[waifyu-deactivated20200615]

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room