alpaca_apocolypse

you'd expect me to be a, "100-year-old blind dog who is texting while driving and drinking a smoothie"... but instead I'm a college student trying her best

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[your-favorite-bi-girl]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[everythingfox]

The ability to pin a post would be very cool

[midnashibe-deactivated20190609]

why is that last letter in orange

[everythingfox]

Halloween

[fuckyeah2000s]

[sunfortune]

listen i know that character died but listen…….that character isnt dead

[1917120493-deactivated20201216]

[wordcubed]

Answer me this atheists

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

[enye-word]

bruh that was your landlord

[enye-word]

this is my most popular post on this website taking ops post from double digits to quintuple digits but god protected me and made it a reply to someone elses post so that my notifications remained useful and unflooded id like to thank @wordcubed and @argumate for making this success possible my lovely wife who has supported me throughout this process and god and also jesus

[wordcubed]

You did this to me

[tacoboutgradschool-deactivated2]

My advisor when I hand in a sloppy draft

[deactivated-blog]

[valtsv]

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ellnoah-blog]

[ogcosmicfragment-deactivated202]

<<To be walking contradictions. To live so fully only to die just as fast. To suffer endlessly only to live but the moments that flashes by. To be both, happy and sad, and never fully be able to figure out how that can be. To be such catastrophic messes yet so lovely at the same time. To be catalysts for our dying earth yet also a small speck of vibrant living light in our universe. To be >>

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[stemcellee]

my favorite thing is when there’s a cute dog on campus and everyone walking by it smiles

[memewhore]

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

cant wait to decorate a home n make it cozy and beautiful and mine

[imdope420]

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

[jezebeled]

[thepumpkinqueen93]

#BigDickEnergy

[ruinedchildhood]