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Lmao yeah this blog is pretty much dead. I'm not apart of the Hetalia fandom anymore etc. Bye

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Poland, pushing everyone out of the way: Move! I'm gay!

Sweden: [Doesn't budge]

[incorrecthetaliaquotes]

APH America: Question: When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment? At all?

APH Belarus: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Belgium: I don’t want to hurt his feelings.

Belarus: Hurt his feel- do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?

Belgium: Yeah. Don’t you?

Belarus: What the fuck? No. How do you ever get anything done?

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America: Us Jones are born winners. I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven.

Norway: That’s... not a good thing...

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Hungary: Have you ever been with a man?

Belarus: The only thing I have ever been with a man is annoyed.

[meanwhile-in-hetalia]

Poland, a doctor: The results are in, and I’m afraid you have updog.

Lithuania: Wh-What’s updog?

Poland, over the hospital intercom: NATALIA GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT.

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Seychelles: I love that dress! Where'd you get it?

Belarus: I was buried in it.

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America: Hold it, sir. I’m gonna have to pull you over for excceding recommended hotness.

Iceland: Why are you here?

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Hungary: Your outfit is so cute Feliks! I wish I could pull that off.

Poland: Go ahead.

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Poland: I may be small, but I know things.

Lithuania: You don’t even know what the top shelf looks like.

Poland:...wow okay.

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Poland:[Thinking]Okay, I have to act straight.

Poland:A big hetero hello to you all this straight morning.

[kyuhu]

Accepting rare ships? EstLiet. If I have to I will wait 100 years for it, do it whenever you have time and whenever you feel like it! Btw I freaking adore the way you draw Est he looks amazing~~

Ahh what a nice message thank you! ;v; I was surprised! This was done faster as I expected.Plus I love Estliet a lot so this was nice to draw :V

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Ukraine: You need a hobby, Elizabeta.

Hungary: I have a hobby.

Ukraine: Making Gilbert piss his pants from fear isn't a hobby.

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Poland:♥️❤️💗😍💖💓💕💞💘😻😻💝

Lithuania:[Scared] How did you say that with your mouth?

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Romano: Why did you do that?

Seborga: Monaco told me to.

Italy: If Monaco told you to jump-

Seborga: Probably.