Sex is a Team Sport

Your name is Jonathan Egbert, and you have quite a few interests really. Though, above all your passion is for BDSM. You’re very active in the Washington community and some would say you were a bit of an addict to sex. You still enjoy pranking, magic and movie marathons from time to time but you’d take being spanked into submission over pulling a bunny out of a hat any day. ((Independent BDSM John account, will CLEARLY be NSFW.))

[alphaheir-blog]

He was going to come take you away from me, I wanted to protect you!

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

John he’s my brother. He just wanted to know that I was okay. He wasn’t gonna trust  the word of someone he barely knows. I know you were just trying to protect me but so was he. You guys can’t keep acting like this. You guys are fighting each other for the same reason. And to be frank, it got annoying really fast. Just… apologize to him at least. He had no problem with you up until the hospital thing. Hell, he encouraged me to be with you in the first place. Just…please. For me…

[alphaheir-blog]

John nods along with him, feeling kinda guilty for what he'd done out of stress back then, he should apologize. 

..Alright.

[alphaheir-blog]

…I don’t think that guy likes me all that much.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

Well if you didn’t sass him the first time you met him, he wouldn’t dislike you.

[alphaheir-blog]

He was going to come take you away from me, I wanted to protect you!

[alphaheir-blog]

John gives his hand a tight squeeze, leaning in to press their lips together with a small smile.

Maybe I’ll learn to romantic soon enough to get you a ring or something.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-Dave kisses back and smiles-

You know we have to tell my brother right?

[alphaheir-blog]

...I don't think that guy likes me all that much.

[alphaheir-blog]

John shrugs and just rests against Dave now, reaching for one of his hands to hold onto.

Yeah I mean, like. If. If you wanted to.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-Dave laces his fingers with John’s and smiles.-

Is this a makeshift proposal, John?

Because if so, then yes, I will marry you.

[alphaheir-blog]

John gives his hand a tight squeeze, leaning in to press their lips together with a small smile.

Maybe I'll learn to romantic soon enough to get you a ring or something.

[alphaheir-blog]

Well I, just. I thought because. Because of. The baby.

John nibbles on his lip again, looking Dave over before leaning in for a very gentle kiss on the lips.

I love you too.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-Dave blinks at John before everything starts to make sense.-

Shotgun wedding. 

Oh John, we don’t need to, you know that? It’s not like I’m fresh outta high school and pregnant. 

If you don’t want to get married now, we don’t have to.

[alphaheir-blog]

John shrugs and just rests against Dave now, reaching for one of his hands to hold onto.

Yeah I mean, like. If. If you wanted to.

[alphaheir-blog]

John nods his head slowly, nuzzling as close to Dave as he can get. He pressed his face right into his neck.

What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-Dave tenses, face flushing a bit-

Well…I guess I would say…yes…I mean, I would be a little shocked, because wow, so soon, but yeah. I wouldn’t mind spending my life with an ass like you. 

-He chuckles quietly, no malice in his voice whatsoever. Only affection.-

[alphaheir-blog]

Well I, just. I thought because. Because of. The baby.

John nibbles on his lip again, looking Dave over before leaning in for a very gentle kiss on the lips.

I love you too.

[alphaheir-blog]

John stays quiet, mulling over the previous thought as he snuggles into Dave’s side and presses lazy kisses to his neck and jaw.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-He relaxes into John’s affection and sets his ice cream down to cuddle and kiss his forehead-

I love you, you know that, right?

-He speaks quietly into his hair-

[alphaheir-blog]

John nods his head slowly, nuzzling as close to Dave as he can get. He pressed his face right into his neck.

What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

[alphaheir-blog]

…All of it?

John shrugged before padding over to join him with a heavy sigh.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

Of course not. I’m just too lazy to get a bowl.

-Dave ignores the sigh. John has been doing that a lot lately.-

[alphaheir-blog]

John stays quiet, mulling over the previous thought as he snuggles into Dave's side and presses lazy kisses to his neck and jaw.

[alphaheir-blog]

John’s starting to get a little pink.

Later.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-Dave stares at him a moment longer before huffing, snatching his ice cream and a spoon, and going to sit on the couch.-

[alphaheir-blog]

...All of it?

John shrugged before padding over to join him with a heavy sigh.

[alphaheir-blog]

John puffs out his cheeks and opens his mouth, then closes it.

We can, talk about it later.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-He pouts right back-

No c’mon dude tell me.

[alphaheir-blog]

John's starting to get a little pink.

Later.

[alphaheir-blog]

That starts up his nervous nibbling habit, that he’d dropped almost all together before this happened. 

..What people do when when accident babies happen.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-Dave’s eyebrows furrow-

I’m not following here John.

[alphaheir-blog]

John puffs out his cheeks and opens his mouth, then closes it.

We can, talk about it later.

[alphaheir-blog]

John shakes his head and tips his head to the side to press a little kiss to Dave’s cheek.

I mean, I didn’t want to. I guess I’m starting to see the plus sides and stuff, but like. 

Shouldn’t we like..

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-Dave looks up at John.-

Shouldn’t we..what?

[alphaheir-blog]

That starts up his nervous nibbling habit, that he'd dropped almost all together before this happened. 

..What people do when when accident babies happen.

[alphaheir-blog]

John kisses back, slipping his arms around him with a quiet sigh.

Really weird, never thought I’d be a dad. Never wanted to.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

-he leans his head on John’s shoulder-

I know…I’m sorry…

I mean..I guess we could..uh…give the baby up when it’s born…if you really don’t want it.

[alphaheir-blog]

John shakes his head and tips his head to the side to press a little kiss to Dave's cheek.

I mean, I didn't want to. I guess I'm starting to see the plus sides and stuff, but like. 

Shouldn't we like..

[alphaheir-blog]

No please or I love you? God, the things I put up with.

John puts the tub of icecream onto the counter and then crosses his arms.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

You mean after you called me fat?

-You walk up to him anyway and kiss him.-

Thanks though. Really. I know how….weird this is for you.

[alphaheir-blog]

John kisses back, slipping his arms around him with a quiet sigh.

Really weird, never thought I'd be a dad. Never wanted to.

[plushpuppetmaster-blog]

Supper needs to be made, hope I don't set it on fire.

[alphaheir-blog]

Dave, you’re starting to scare me. Let’s hope that doesn’t become an option.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

Oh hush and hand over the chocolate.

-he drops the knife he was holding in the sink. What? He was cutting up an apple.-

[alphaheir-blog]

No please or I love you? God, the things I put up with.

John puts the tub of icecream onto the counter and then crosses his arms.

[alphaheir-blog]

Would the chocolate icecream I just bought you make you put the knife down? You’d regret chopping off my penis down the road Dave, you know how much you love my dick.

[turntechbreakme-deactivated2013]

Maybe…

I could always just buy you a strap-on.

[alphaheir-blog]

Dave, you're starting to scare me. Let's hope that doesn't become an option.