Ultimate Tensile Strength

i am 25 any disagreement with me comes from fundamental limitations of language

[alphalone3141592]

scathing

[checomh]

[myriapoda-1306]

I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"

A quailfied person:

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[thoodleoo]

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

[girlbloke]

Lisa simpson is so cute

[capacity2]

Literally she inspires me so much. To want to protect her and to strive for more from this life

[capacity2]

Nevermind… wtf? She disgusts me.

[alphalone3141592]

You peeps should have paid more attention how she loves hillary clinton… shes got that democratic leader lady mindset

[dovvvvv]

[moleshow]

[transfemininomenon]

where would we be without them

[rogdona]

[engygeron]

when the fat guy is gay 😋 #teamfatandgay

[hungwy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that's a really cool picture of the critters from the amazing digital circus smoking weed. [motioning for my rooftop sniper to shoot you in the dick before killing you] thank you for sharing this with me

[miyoria]

duckduckgo fuck yourself

[miyoria]

trying to search for like the one thing that treats us like any other girl for once!! only to be met with a reminder that we are considered a porn category first. it makes me so very sad and upset.

[miyoria]

you can have this it is real

[decompose1]

i dislike the weird jump to blame suicide victims for their suicides and call them selfish. suicide is very frequently in some way a social murder. i think instead of blaming someone who was in such a dark place that they saw no other way out we should maybe be blaming the people who threw gas on the fire, such as those with a lot of power to make that person's life that bad or those who abused them into it. is that really that unreasonable

[sailatina3]

No offense but if you're exclusively attracted to white people or cis people that is not a neutral or unbiased thing lmao. I know that may sound uncomfortable. But attraction is not this infallible thing that's completely uninfluenced from broader forces.