Little Silhouetto of a Man

Jesse St. James, casting director, father of three.

[alphamalestjames]

Every word I wrote left incomplete and the promises I never got to keep

[the-logical-stjames-blog]

"Don’t make me regret coming here."

[alphamalestjames]

"I won't! It's a nice, friendly father-daughter lunch."

[alaric-adler-blog]

I miss traveling.

It was such a beautiful experience.

[alphamalestjames]

Where'd ya go?

[hayley-andersings-blog]

An elderly man called me a satanist because I dye my hair.

[hayley-andersings-blog]

I think he thought he was being helpful.

[alphamalestjames]

Well that's stupid. Where do people get off making these assumptions?

[hayley-andersings-blog]

An elderly man called me a satanist because I dye my hair.

[alphamalestjames]

People will find any reason to be dicks these days, won't they?

[graham-sd-blog]

Starting this new year hungover. Fun.

[alphamalestjames]

Trust me, it doesn't get any easier with age.

[alphamalestjames]

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of the chaperones.

[fuq-emms-km-blog]

Personally, I found him hilarious.

[alphamalestjames]

Hilarious and acceptable are rarely the same thing.

[alphamalestjames]

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of the chaperones.

[mason-stjames-blog]

Damn. I made friends with him and now he’s gone.

[alphamalestjames]

All the more reason to have the issue reported. You should be around better people.

[alphamalestjames]

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of the chaperones.

[abigailstjames-blog]

That guy was hilarious and I definitely didn’t make out with him a little.

[alphamalestjames]

... My office.

[alphamalestjames]

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of the chaperones.

[gabrielsmoreno]

You reported Alfie? Five foot four, completely harmless Alfie?

[alphamalestjames]

He made a few too many passes at a few too many students, I wouldn't call him harmless.

[alphamalestjames]

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of the chaperones.

The drunk man who'd been harassing students in Hogsmeade has been reported and hopefully the situation will be put to an end. Thank you.

[mason-stjames-blog]

Sex is nice.

[mason-stjames-blog]

The whole thing? The whole thing? I’m not offended! I’m fucking hurt dad, you’re killing me every time you say something.

[alphamalestjames]

You being gay. Being in the relationship you're in, any of it. It came as a shock and I can't say I understand but I'm more than willing to try if you'll be patient with me. It's all a whole lot easier to dance around but I'll try.

[mason-stjames-blog]

Sex is nice.

[mason-stjames-blog]

So now you’re an oblivious homophobe! I’m done. I’m done trying with you because you make me feel so fucking unloved. 

[alphamalestjames]

I am n-- Mason, I love you more than you can possibly understand until you have kids of your own, and I know that we fight, but that doesn't mean I love you any less. And with this whole... thing. If I am at any time offending you, just-- I want to work on it. Okay?

[abigailstjames-blog]

I found my baby book when I was cleaning up my room.

[abigailstjames-blog]

*Abby giggles slightly, reading the page out loud* “April 5th: Jesse said the ‘f-word’ while attempting to fix the kitchen sink. Abigail was beside him in her playpen when it happened, and now she has a new favourite word. Let’s hope Mason and Melissa don’t pick it up, too.” Oh my god, Dad, that’s hilarious! 

[alphamalestjames]

*Jesse laughs, eyes lighting up* After that she never let me touch another toolbox and we called family or professionals for everything she wasn't confident that she could handle on her own. There are a few pretty good ones in there.

[mason-stjames-blog]

Sex is nice.

[mason-stjames-blog]

You are a homophobic prick and this is exactly why i’m never home anymore.

[alphamalestjames]

Mason, how dare you say that. I am not a homophobe! I've spent my entire life in musical theater for God's sake, it was never even an option for me to be homophobic, and even if it had been I wouldn't choose to be intolerant.

[mason-stjames-blog]

Sex is nice.

[mason-stjames-blog]

"I don’t like pussy."

”Okay, that’s enough.”

Look me in the fucking eyes and tell me there’s not even an ounce of underlying homophobia there.

[alphamalestjames]

It was inappropriate.

[abigailstjames-blog]

I found my baby book when I was cleaning up my room.

[abigailstjames-blog]

Dork.

Oh my god, I don’t think I’ve gotten to that page yet if she wrote it down. When did that happen?!

[alphamalestjames]

Better watch it, Abby. I'll know every inch of it. *Jesse laughs and scoots in a bit closer, his smile staying as he glances over the pages, over the tight loops of Rebecca's careful handwriting* Oh, it'll be there. It was the last time I ever attempted to repair anything.