Hedwig's Corner

shit-posting , incorrect-quoting, and never chilling since ‘99 

[ken-kaneki-archived]

make me choose: @daniels-gillies​ asked draco malfoy or tom riddle

It is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy.

[richard-carlisle]

Surely you didn’t think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father’s name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!

TOM RIDDLE in HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS (2002)

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1 (2010) dir. David Yates

[fanonical]

harry: accio seratonin!

harry:

harry:

harry:

harry: worth a shot

[bbbbbbvf]

“Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy—” “Find my what?” “—and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!” “What’s a Wheezy?” “Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy—Wheezy who is giving Dobby his jumper!” Dobby plucked at the shrunken maroon sweater he was now wearing over his shorts. “What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?” “The thing Harry Potter will miss the most, sir!” squeaked Dobby.

[fanonical]

me: welcome to the harry potter fandom. look over these majestic fanfics, art, cosplays...everything the light touches is our kingdom.

them: what's that shadowy place over there?

me: that's jk rowling's twitter feed. we don't go there

[fanonical]

this happens once a book

harry: it's malfoy, i know it is

harry: i've connected the two dots

hermione: you didn't connect shit

harry: i've connected them

[harrypottersource]

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

[rk-pc]

For you! ♥

[alrightmione]

GET MARRIED

[alrightmione]

okay y’all didn’t need to have a month long wedding though

[alrightmione]

Seamus: *blows something up*

Seamus: sksksk and i oop-

[worststoryever]

list of shows worth watching in 2019:

sex education. that’s it. that’s the post.

[fanonical]

harry potter except harry is played by an increasingly confused john mulaney who hasn’t been given a script

[alrightmione]

I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.

Draco Malfoy 

[reducios]

HP + blue

[alrightmione]

harry: i'm harry j potter

ron: the j stands for jackass

james, from the afterlife: get rekt son!

[fanonical]

date a girl who bakes. date a girl with a sweet tooth. date a girl who will always bring you your favourite snacks. date a girl who loves to take long trips out into the countryside. date a girl whose hands can turn into claws when she’s angry. date a girl whose whole purpose in life is to keep kids on the goddamn train. date the trolley witch.

[fanonical]

come on, jkr, you know what fans really want

the uncensored versions of the books where everything is the same but ron swears like a sailor