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[jasonptodd]

Me receiving affection: ☺🌷😌️👌❣💕🎉💛🎊💞🎈💖💯‼️ Me replying to affection: haha ur gay

[marilyn-mua]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

[lolrider]

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

[pyrocortex]

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

[weloveshortvideos]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

[garudagay]

BAMF

Bad At Mcfucking Feverything

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[weloveshortvideos]

Quadruple flip

[kingofthedoorknobs]

I have seen God on this day.

[100493503004422]

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

[blackgirlsvevo]

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

the gangs all here

[huffylemon]

Dying

[san-salvador-bitch-deactivated2]

Honestly me

[curlyevanbuckley]

[grawly]

i LOVE mid 90′s cgi promotional art for video games

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[grawly]

now thats the shit im talkin about

[vaginatrainer-deactivated202007]

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

Elders and parents think it’s disrespectful to not let them disrespect you.

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

facts

[iamyouryazzy]

I have never in my life read something so fucking accurate 

[lesbiangaara-deactivated2017052]

has there been any new su news

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

No the soviet union is still gone