I would die for Hat Girl and Bow Kid

Direct attacks don't hurt this high-altitude hog! 24 he/him

[foone]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

[bookshelfdreams]

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[depsidase]

[stitchclyffewell]

Reading the comments under The Apology Video is a better use of your time than watching the video.

These screenshots were all I had time to grab before he took down the video.

[memewhore]

[jay-auris]

The lyrics "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know" hit differently in the age of climate change

[jay-auris]

Sometimes I think about those old photographs from the late 1800s of snow drifts taller than a person, right in the heart of major cities, and then I think about how for the last 3 years we haven't had enough snow here to cover the grass.

[nuka-rockit]

saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful

[nuka-rockit]

artists rendition

[hellionmutt]

[retroactivebakeries]

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

[doubleca5t]

[kaijuno]

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[detrout]

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[detrout]

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

[whitmanic]

ill never forget when hbomberguy reblogged this post of mine:

and hbomber guy reblogged it and said:

highest of honors

[demilypyro]

Yeah Elphelt has big bazonkers. but also she acts like a cartoon and flaps her arms and has a bunch of animations where she falls over. Girlfailure representation

[tgoldwalker]

Important addition to the collection

[pitbolshevik]

a pit bull is like a cinder block that loves you

[pitbolshevik]

[cannibalchicken]

[fuckyeahneopia]

[todaysbird]

Neopets essentially handed out 100k in gold bars to every average Joe who plays the game. God tier site updates