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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@altblackid
I thought I would die when I was 21 but I am approaching 24 and I don’t know how to feel about it. I worked hard to get my life on track or get used to my current trajectory but I realized that will be that guy who wasted his potential because he was poor. So everyday, I pray for my existence to be erased because I know my death will be too prelevant that it will bring great sadness to others. So I feel erasing my existence will stop it earlier. I am alone and I will be abused and used until because I am meant to be alone.
“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”
It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.
No wait yours is so much more powerful
Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:
Its the best!!!
Nope!
Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡
The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568
Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.
why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss
The birds and the bees
hear me out
autistics = cats
here are my thoughts:
if i trust you? im not looking at you (and especially not making eye contact) and am perfectly content lying/sitting around with you in my general vicinity
follows you around from room to room for no particular reason other than being near you
being a picky eater
sensitive to sudden sensory changes (water, puffs of air, etc.)
everyone thinks im mad when im not; im just vibin
expresses affection in unconventional ways; is avoided by some as a result
prefers quieter, more secluded spaces
makes random noises that sometimes correlate with how im feeling, but are otherwise random
Please feel free to add on :3
Be nice.
A proper balance (x)
PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.
You guys missed the best part
Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS
They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO
THE MOM’S REACTION
@provider-of-guardians @starfiretheninja
This saw senses when it hits flesh.
I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog
That hot dog just straight up DELETED that fuckin sawblade. Its GONE!
─ Art in details│Painted by Abraham Janssens & Karel Dujardin.
This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap
Same energy
GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES
That is just an atrocious sword, huh?
Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies
Rutger Marsman, ‘Chromo’