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@altcrar
Iām an angel with a shotgun, Fighting ātil the warās won, I donāt care if heaven wonāt take me back.Ā
And I want to live, not just survive
as told by shiro banner by nat
As I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death,
I fear no evil
Independant and canon divergent 2B from Nier Automata written and loved by Shiro
The Newsroom - Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns and things around as you see fit!
āI want a human moment from you.ā
āIf Liberals are so fucking smart how come they lose so goddamn always?ā
āWhen this conversation started in front of my desk I was worried that Iād been caught in the middle of something personal, but I can see now that I was worried for nothing.ā
āWell it helps that youāre drunk most of the time.ā
āHey, dickless!ā
āIām affable!ā
āI will beat the shit out of you, I donāt care how many protein bars you eat!ā
āYou know the only reason Iām still standing here is that I have nowhere else to go, right?ā
āI aināt afraid of nothing except jellyfish which is completely normal.ā
āI just want to make sure you know youāre still on this side of the door.ā
āYeah, that whole speech did nothing for me.ā
āYou are dramatically under-reacting.ā
āIām the only one whoās not dramatically doing anything.ā
āSeriously, though, I have a blog?ā
āIām too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.ā
āI shouldnāt ⦠say things ā¦ā
āIf you call _____ a whore again Iām going to take out your teeth one punch at a time.ā
āDid you hear me when I was speaking just then or were you distracted by a bumblebee?ā
āI think kids are great. I used to be one.ā
āHave I done something to you?ā
āI said that after a couple of shots of some kind of varnish remover at a particularly low point in my life.ā
āI miss my Blackberry.ā
āMake sure everybody knows this is what blowing it looks like.ā
āThatās ⦠not Spanish.ā
āOh, Iām on fire today.ā
āDonāt āyes maāamā me with your ⦠sheepish charm.ā
āHow come no oneās yelling at me?ā
āSounds like a super healthy relationship, Iād fight for it.ā
āYou should shut up more than you do, do people tell you that?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I would prefer even to failĀ
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā than win by cheating.
Indie Fiora Laurent roleplay blog As Interpreted by Shiro Banner by Bri
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I would prefer even to failĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā with honorĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā than win by cheating.
Indie Fiora Laurent roleplay blog As Interpreted by Shiro Banner by Bri
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Hana practically jumped from the mech she was in as she heard the familiar footsteps padding around behind her. There was really no difference between whether she was launched or she jumped, but either way, she hit the ground easily and turned toward the man.
ā LĆŗcio! ā She cried out, rushing toward him and throwing her arms around his shoulders. She pulled him close to her chest, holding him there for a few long moments.Ā
ā Howās my favorite international DJ? Iāve missed you while you were away. Did your show go well? ā
Lucio let out an ooomph as Hana gave him a hug. Despite her doing this every time they didn't see each other for a while. It still caught him off guard most of the time. And this time was no exception.
āHey Hana. Its good to see you too.ā He replied with a chuckle as she held him the hug.
āIām doing pretty good, and I missed you as well. My show went good. How have you been?ā He answered the questions and then asked her.
Cinema Sins starters
āIāll tell you everything wrong with ___ in less than ___ minutes.ā āThe first problem is that you exist,ā āThis scene does not include a lap dance and Iām disappointed.ā āStealing by accident is still stealing.ā āYouāre enunciating through your nose.ā āApparently sayingĀ 'I donāt knowā in a lecture about the pyramids is a huge no-no.ā āOh. Awesome. Could you be a little more vague?ā āI have never heard anyone use that pronunciation in my life.ā āOnly dopey nerds have allergies.ā āYou know youāre a workaholic when getting called back to work is the only thing that can snap you out of your deep depression caused by your son accidentally killing himself.ā āThe hell? Do you even coffee?ā āYou brought in Ā an expert to help you decipher the code but you didnāt show him everything? The fuck kind of logic are you following?ā āHeās drawing on the screen with a permanent marker!ā āAnd so he owned it. But he was stupid, so he put it in storage.ā āFirst of all, that was morbid.ā āYou look beautiful and all, but maybe nowās not the right time to be posing or photos.ā āYouāre not even offering anything? Just an open hand of gentrification?ā āYes, the questions was lame, but you didnāt have to be such a dick-tard about it.ā āIām killing, smoking, and having everyone else do the work. You really have to appreciate my growth into a beautiful person.ā āThat guy may have a big dick, but he also IS a big dick. Dick.ā āThatās like recycling all the onscreen actions of Two Girls, One Cup.ā āThatās theĀ āIām totally in love with them but have no chanceā face.ā āBDSM isnāt open during business hours.ā āI know youāre comically inept so Iāll let this one go.ā āBonding by way of vandalism. Hmm- Bondalism?ā āThatās the fancy way of saying you killed him.ā āSure, the one thingā¦. the ONE THING you had to do in the middle of a kidnapping plot is to fire a flare up in the goddamn air.ā āYour friend is the valedictorian of this school? How badly did everyone else fuck up for them to become the valedictorian?ā āTo be fair, those birds shouldnāt be chirping. They should be eating that person I killed.ā āNot even the wind or that Bronco could undo the mid-life crisis look in your hair.ā āNothing good happens when it involves gloves and a Bronco.ā āYouāre perfect, in a perfect home and likely have a perfect florist, so why Ā not buy the real thing instead of a painting?ā āShe was taking that dog to wherever as an accessory, which makes her an awful person and thus rightly tortured for the rest of her life.ā āYou even walk like a thoroughbred horse at the Kentucky Derby.ā āBow down, bitches.ā āHave you see the shit down here? We donāt need no parental advisory.ā āPlease tell me she didnāt flood the city again just to make this video.ā āOoooh, itās a metaphor.ā āThese are some stupid rules.ā āI would hope the things you eat didnāt complain, because they should be already dead.ā
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Tell my story, it says. Well, some of you already know it. Some of you don't. If you don't, that's a long one. So sit down, buckle up, and hopefully you'll make it through to the end. In November 2016, I got into a fight. A huge fight, actually, and not the first huge fight to happen. It escalated...
Hey guys, so now that I finally have the emotional energy to do this (and will probably be emotionally drained by the time I hit publish), I want to beg ask you to please go donate to my YouCaring page or at least signal boost. Please do not just like the post and carry on. I really need help and I hate asking for it but I only have a month to make this happen.
Last year I was kicked out of my home (finally; the threat had been looming over me since high school) and I spent a month and a half homeless. Now things were looking okay until I realized the school funding Iām living off of due to disability is about to run out. Financial aid gave me the wrong numbers and I thought I would be safe. Iām not. Iām at risk of losing my apartment and being left with nothing. Iām at risk of not being able to eat all summer (as it is, a friend is already buying me boxes of mac and cheese on sale and dropping them off for me and I have no way to pay her back).Ā
The full story is on the page. I need $2000 to cover rent/bills/food just to get me through to September when I can reapply for my school funding and, hopefully, more to sustain me because Ontario laws for funding low- and no-income students are changing for the better. But September is really, really far away and Iām disabled (bipolar, newly diagnosed, and a mess of new medications just to help me get through the day), hungry, and scared. On top of that, thereās a questionable $3500 I may or may not need to pay to my school and no one is giving me a straight answer about it.
Please please please, help me.Ā
Alternatively, you can support my Patreon.
Apparently my school now wants another $500 out of pocket to secure my spot in the second year of my program. I have no way to pay for this and itās not covered by financial aid. Iām applying for literally every form of financial support possible but everywhere I go tells me different things and no one seems to know what theyāre doing.
I really need help right now.
Almost halfway to the goal. Please keep reblogging <3 Thank you so much.
Gotta love young Mercy <3
Send ā” if you'd be interested in discussing a ship between our muses
Girl in the Alley by Whitney Lanier
altcrar:
I also have a Ko-Fi link ( a place where you can donate $3 and include messages or requests (any money donated there will get their request done within reason)). Here is the link
Anyways on to prices (message me if you are interested in any of these or want to discuss prices, I am flexible so these are not set in stone)
Icons: 25 = $3 / 50 = $4 / 75 = $5 / 100 = $6 / 125 = $8 / 150 = $9 /175 = $10 / 200 = $12 / 225 = $14 / 250 = $15 / 275 = $17 / 300 = $20 / 325 = $23 Ā / 350 = $25 / 375 = $27 / 400 = $30
Bulk Screenshots: $2 per 15 minutes (15:59 max) $4 for 30 minutes of video, etc. However, if you want a $30 minute episode it is $3, for an hour show it is $6, etc (keep adding $3 for each additional $30). For the episodes/movies I prefer you provide me a link where I can download them safely
PSDs: $3 (Depends on complexity, Note I am not the best at it)
Promos: $4 may increase depending on complexity.
Photo Edits: Prices will be discussed with me.
Backgrounds/theme art: Talk to me about this, I have never done them before but am willing to learn, so talk to me about.
Voice Acting: Again talk to me about this. I can provide examples.
Anyways Examples
Icons
Promo Banners
Photo Edits
Anyways thank you very much! ^^
I will not let you give up your future for meā¦
Appreciate Lucio
altcrar:
If you want to help me via gofundme, I do have one set up. Hereās the Link
Anyways on to prices (message me if you are interested in any of these or want to discuss prices, I am flexible so these are not set in stone)
Icons: 25 = $3 / 50 = $4 / 75 = $5 / 100 = $6 / 125 = $8 / 150 = $9 /175 = $10 / 200 = $12 / 225 = $14 / 250 = $15 / 275 = $17 / 300 = $20 / 325 = $23 Ā / 350 = $25 / 375 = $27 / 400 = $30
Bulk Screenshots: $2 per 15 minutes (15:59 max) $4 for 30 minutes of video, etc. However, if you want a $30 minute episode it is $3, for an hour show it is $6, etc (keep adding $3 for each additional $30). For the episodes/movies I prefer you provide me a link where I can download them safely
PSDs: $3 (Depends on complexity, Note I am not the best at it)
Promos: $4 may increase depending on complexity.
Photo Edits: Prices will be discussed with me.
Backgrounds/theme art: Talk to me about this, I have never done them before but am willing to learn, so talk to me about.
Voice Acting: Again talk to me about this. I can provide examples.
Anyways Examples
Icons
Promo Banners
Photo Edits
Anyways thank you very much! ^^
Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these
š - friendship š - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) š - past relationship š - hateship ( they hate each other but canāt stay away ) š - hateship ( enemies ) š - friends with benefits ⤠- romantic relationship