The Newsroom - Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns and things around as you see fit!
“I want a human moment from you.”
“If Liberals are so fucking smart how come they lose so goddamn always?”
“When this conversation started in front of my desk I was worried that I’d been caught in the middle of something personal, but I can see now that I was worried for nothing.”
“Well it helps that you’re drunk most of the time.”
“I will beat the shit out of you, I don’t care how many protein bars you eat!”
“You know the only reason I’m still standing here is that I have nowhere else to go, right?”
“I ain’t afraid of nothing except jellyfish which is completely normal.”
“I just want to make sure you know you’re still on this side of the door.”
“Yeah, that whole speech did nothing for me.”
“You are dramatically under-reacting.”
“I’m the only one who’s not dramatically doing anything.”
“Seriously, though, I have a blog?”
“I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.”
“I shouldn’t … say things …”
“If you call _____ a whore again I’m going to take out your teeth one punch at a time.”
“Did you hear me when I was speaking just then or were you distracted by a bumblebee?”
“I think kids are great. I used to be one.”
“Have I done something to you?”
“I said that after a couple of shots of some kind of varnish remover at a particularly low point in my life.”
“Make sure everybody knows this is what blowing it looks like.”
“Don’t ‘yes ma’am’ me with your … sheepish charm.”
“How come no one’s yelling at me?”
“Sounds like a super healthy relationship, I’d fight for it.”
“You should shut up more than you do, do people tell you that?”
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