in space, everyone can hear torbjorn scream

just a hopeless trans androgynous boy

[mkinnon]

my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files

[oneafternineonine]

i would totally watch entire episodes of this

[the-blazin-asian]

someONE someTHING where we dug up ˢᵒᵐᵉ…thingsome

BODY

SOMETHING

*inhale* THAT I CAN’T EXPLAIN ᴵᴹ ᴳᴼᴺᴺᴬ ˢᵀᴬᴿᵀ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵀᴼᴾ

Agent Miles (ahuhuhuh)

Agent

MULDER

I AM STANDING HERE IN

The rain

AND

2. The mud

LOOKING AT TWO COFFINS THAT WE—AGENT MULDER I AM STANDING OUT HERE IN

The rain

AND

The mud

AND

The rain

ᵃⁿᵈ…ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵒⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵃ… ⁿᵉᵇᵇᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ (nemmin’s body) ⁿᵉᵐᵐᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ

AND THE FORCE SUMMONED TERESA NEMMIN’S BODY………………INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT

⁽ⁿᵒ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ⁾

AND TERESA NEMMIN’S AND THE PUH-

AND THE FORCE…..IT

Summoned

TERESA NEMMINS,,,,

INTO,,,,,

the woods tonight

*crowd goes utterly apeshit off camera*

[thetrippytrip]

she went level 9000

[neuroid]

[foster-the-beeple]

Sing to foot

[jidashia]

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

[darkskyn-blog]

I saw the white thumb and that confirmed all I needed to know

[megafreeman]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

the real depression nap is when you go to bed at 10pm just because you can’t think of any reason to be awake

[paper-mario-wiki]

favorite names for speedruning terminology to say out of context

butt slapping (tony hawk underground)

brock through walls (pokemon red/blue)

whale early (paper mario)

go-home-and-die% (legend of zelda: ocarina of time)

ASSPOD (halo 4)

[inthenameofsephiroth]

Katie McGrath answers on what she thinks makes fans like Supercorp so much.

[momentaize]

Chris Wood: “sexuality is all about other perceptions of yours” Katie Mcgrath: It matters who you are, not who others think you are. You are your own person despite other people’s perceptions

Katie Mcgrath ending Chris Fucking Wood (via momentaize)

[liefly]

me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school* also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*

[ichstehaufdemschlauch]

#winter anxiety vs. summer depression

[kpfun]

Today. Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today, there’s not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today, we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are canceling the apocalypse! — Stacker Pentecost

My dad said it right the first time but I’ll take it from here. — John Boyega

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i think the best practical joke any video game pulled was Skyrim opening their game making you think the rebellion was this amazing noble cause against an oppressive government (as most fantasy universes frame it), but then you pretty much immediately find out that the stormcloaks are just racists with swords and the empire isn’t really all that terrible save your standard government problems. 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

yall are gonna have to stop sending me messages about how im an imperial government of tamriel apologist

[cvberitual]

the greybeards aren’t any help either. or the blades. Skyrim is just a bunch of rednecks who hate each other.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

THE DARK BROTHERHOOD WAS GOOD TO EVERYONE

[persephones-flowers]

they killed people for money

[feralsaarebas]

But at least they weren’t racist about it

[xlander]

The dark brotherhood is very welcoming to anyone who wants to join their family, no matter what race you are. Killing for money just happens to be their profession.

[gaming-misadventures]

by: meiwatch

[izumi07]

The second season is over, I’m so sad because [spoiler]

they won’t see each other again TT

[sango-blep]

The CW is like that person you know who’s always like: ‘ omg? what I’m not homophobic? :(  I have one (1) friend who’s gay???’