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If you’re going to do something, do it as devastatingly as possible. Always devastate.

Fenrisúlfr, probably. (via incorrectedda)

Odin: Alright men, what is the most logical way for us to get out of this deal with a frost giant.

Thor: KILL HIM!

Freya: Seduce him!

Loki: TURN MYSELF INTO A FEMALE HORSE AND GET PREGNANT!!

Odin: Brilliant, Loki.

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and whenever loki’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking “where’s loki?”

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Let us never forget this moment

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If Vikings had memes

I want Freya to break into my house and use her falcon cloak to strangle me, killing me instantly

The Lokasenna but every time someone is kinkshamed it gets faster

Self-care is putting your hand inside a giant wolf’s mouth

Wake Brynhildr up (Wake Brynhildr up inside)

“Girls are so hot. Guys are so hot. Why is everybody so hot?” “It’s Ragnarok, and Surtur’s already fucking shit up”

Date a boy who thinks goats make wonderful pets

Are you a Frigg wlw or a Fulla wlw

“Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m Loki” “No, I mean, what’s your gender?” “Mischief” “Ok, but what’s between your legs?” “Sigyn, generally. Or Angrboda. Or Svadilfari. Or Odin, that one time…”

Brace yourself: Fimbulvetr is coming

Njord: *takes a deep breath* I lo- Skadi: yes, you love the sea, I know, you love the sea so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love the sea, I KNOW, you love the sea you fucking love the sea ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE the sea. I GET IT.

“don’t talk to me or my eight-legged foal ever again”

Mani: *currently engaged in a flame war over mooncourse with Artemis*

Odin: *disguised as a harmless old wanderer* A buddy of mine saw Odin take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Odin has an eight pack, that Odin is shredded Frigg: Your friend’s a liar, Odin is a punk bitch

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Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI. I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this. I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard. That is all.

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Sex ed in this country is utterly worthless, always reblog. Never known when it might be seen with new eyes. Also, penis units should share with their vagina units if they don’t do this.

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This is super important, I’ve gotten a UTI a couple of times before and it’s quite literally one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had to go through (I even went to the ER) so please please pee after sex!!! 😭

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One day I’ll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who survived… and those that did not

I don't think my dad likes our new fishies

#fish #dadjokings #lol #funny #funny pictures #text #rofl #roflmao

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Hi Emily! I was wondering what's that points app that everyone have been using? It allows you to play games for points and can be redeemed for money or something..would really appreciate it if you can help me!

Hi!!!

The app is called featurepoints and basically it’s an app that rewards you for playing games. They reward you with points that you can exchange for gift cards or even paypal credit. I chose the paypal credit and finally saved up for the phone after a month or so! If you’re interested you can use your device and download the app from featu.re/Jason or you can use the referral code JASON when you sign up because it will give you 50 points automatically which you can use towards your prizes. I’ve been using it for a few months and I haven’t had a problem with it yet. If you have any questions or need help please feel free to ask me!