Incorrect Edda

What the gods said, probably. [ Mobile Submit & Curated by Lux @queenofswords ]

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A word is the taste our tongue has of eternity; that's why I speak.

—Óðinn, probably.

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'Kill them with kindness.' Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

—Freyja, probably.

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Don't cite the deep magic to me, Óðinn—I was there when it was written.

— Gullveig, probably.

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Love will always find you. Both threat and promise.

Freyja, probably.

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If your grave doesn't say 'rest in peace' on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

Óðinn, probably.

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Þórr: *seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?

Jǫrmungandr: *reveals traits that foil yours* Not for long.

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It’s always “don’t repeat the cycle” and “beware of the cycle” and never, How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle?

Jǫrmungandr, probably.

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There is a big difference between a Secret and a Mystery. One must not be told, the other can not be told.

Óðinn, probably.

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Freyja: I'm into polyarmory.

Loki: You mean polyamory right?

Freyja: No *pulls out multiple swords* but that's good too

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If they're being violent, they deserve violent reactions and any other reaction is simply only going to last until they react even more violently. So fuck it, we rage.

Fenrir, probably.

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We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.

Loki, probably.

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All I ask is for you to get to know me on a deep, intimate level, while I resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so.

Óðinn, probably.

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Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don’t fool.

Óðinn, about Frigg (and Loki), probably.

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I want to apologize for earlier, also for later, and I guess right now isn’t great either.

Loki, probably.

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I know when I’ve worn out my welcome, now if you could just issue me a new welcome so I can continue being here and doing what I do.

Loki at Lokasenna, probably.

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I’m a master of speaking silently, all my life I’ve spoken silently and I’ve lived through entire tragedies in silence.

Frigg, probably.

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Grief is an amputation, but hope is incurable hemophilia: you bleed and bleed and bleed.

Óðinn, probably.