#dadjokings

[dadjokeshq]

You gotta hand it to short people

because we can't reach it on our own.

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

My Dad - #5

Because we make so much of our own food, we say that artificial store bought foods are “fused,” not made

My dad while messing with a bag of probably old hot-dog buns: “When were you fused? ... I don’t see a fusion date.”

[futuregenius]

So Guys I Came Up With A Dad Joke :

This is a conversation between a 5-year -old and her father. 5-year-old : Dad, how did mom get a baby in her belly?? Dad : Honey, it was a fidget spinner .

[yonitjin]

Drop puns

I don't generally tell dad jokes, but when I do, he still doesn't laugh

[scoopy221-blog]

There are to many bad puns on the internet 😂😂🤔🤔😀😀

[dadjokeshq]

The feels! 😥

[dadjokeshq]

Why can't T-Rex's clap their hands?

Because they are extinct.