Eat Your Veggies

Hi I'm Emily

[penguintim]

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

[fuckyeahmeeko-deactivated202007]

[acidocasualidad]

[gigaguess-deactivated20181203]

Oh.

My.

God.

[drakemoji-deactivated20141201]

B Y E

[salt-in-my-hair-and-heart-deact]

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

[quadguyin-china-deactivated2018]

She is so satisfied with that joke.

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i always wonder what dogs think computers are

[meanplastic]

when you accidentally open your front camera

[hydratedbitch]

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

[2460-pun]

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

[vinylscratch18]

Jake Shapes

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

jake just doesnt give a fuck

[cloperella]

I’m honestly disturbed by some of Jake’s shape-shifting 

[boyspay]

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

[piesexualdean]

[the-eleventh-blog]

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

[reblogmytextpost]

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

[christianborle]

yes

[ushijina-deactivated20181014]

yes

[pamplemoose-deactivated20170521]

yes

[godilovearrows]

yes

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

[drydrunkempress]

amen

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

[tastefullyoffensive]

[halpinator]

[zechv]

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

[literallysame]