fic: i hate accidents (except when we went from friends to this)
[a self-indulgent fake-dating au]
âHi! Iâm Wanda Maximoff, Iâm twenty-seven, and I love nothing more at the weekend than causing drama by going to weddings with someone who wouldnât normally have a date. But really, I like weddings, and I know how much it sucks to go to a day thatâs all about love alone. So, for a low price, Iâll go on your arm and we can make up a story about how we met on the Uber over. Very willing to cause as many family arguments as you want!
Open to creative suggestions for stirring up havoc! Send me a PM for rates :)â
Vision folds himself down into the armchair, casting a cursory glance at the game Sam is playing, some sort of shooter, and says, âWell, it finally happened.â
âGonna need to be more specific than that, big guy,â Sam says without even looking up. âYou finally stopped being a perfectionist about your end-of-semester project? You finally stopped hiding behind shelves in the library when you see your ex? Nebs finally asked Mantis out on a date before we all die and our cause of death is listed as useless lesbians?â
âNone of the above,â Vision says, and tosses a cream envelope down onto the table. Sam straightens up, pauses the game, and casts him a sympathetic look as he says, âMy dadâs getting married.â
âGossip blogs will be seething that I learned that before they did,â Sam says, and sets his controller aside to move over and set a sympathetic hand on Visionâs shoulder. âYou okay?â
âI thought he wanted to take me for lunch to catch up,â he says quietly, Sam squeezing his shoulder at his deadened voice. âWe havenât seen each other in almost a year. But he just got very quiet and blurted out that he asked Pepper while they were in Tokyo for business last month.â
âSo is that a save the date?â Sam asks, and Vision nods wordlessly. âWhenâs the shindig?â
âSix months,â Vision says. âHeâŠhe asked if I wanted to be a groomsman.â
âDo you?â
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