Jeffsneezes

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Needing someone with a bad cold who wants to be babied and soothed from head to toe to speak up immediately!

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I love big allergic or cold filled noses. There is something more vulnerable about someone with a big nose that helplessly sneezes, and blows.

There. I said it.

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Allergic? car sneezes 🤧 Hope you enjoy.

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Shameless reblog

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Allergic? car sneezes 🤧 Hope you enjoy.

[sf-libet]

i'm very off and on on terms of calling tissues "kleenex". on the one hand, your brand being so synonymous with tissues that it's used as a literal synonym for them is very hot. don't get me started on your brand being synonymous with sneezing. on the other, i don't like referencing brand names and trademarks constantly, because I'm an evil anticapitalist or something. it's also awkward to make reference to it in a story that isn't just a regular modern day setting.

however, as an evil anticapitalist, I also like referring to any and all tissues as kleenex because there is precedent in copyright law for a registered trademark being canceled by becoming a generic name for a thing.

well, and because it is still hot. to me.

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I just like the word kleenex because when said in a very stuffy voice it’s hot

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Needing someone with a bad cold who wants to be babied and soothed from head to toe to speak up immediately!

[itchy-nostrils]

Part 1 of abusing my nose with too much chhinkni 🙂‍↕️

I will be stuffed up and sniffling for the rest of the day now 😮‍💨 So please tell me it was worth it 😇

CW: some unintentional spray 😮‍💨

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A rough start to spring here. Blessings welcome.

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A rough start to spring here. Blessings welcome.

[snottysnz]

need someone with a cold or bad allergies to lay their stuffy head on my chest and whine in my ear about their symptoms and how lousy they feel like i want all the details; i want them to tell me how itchy and sniffly and sneezy they are, how the itch feels, describe what their sneezes feel like, tell me about how stuffy they are and how their head feels all full and buzzy. i want to hear every sniffle right in my ear, i want feel their sneezes muffled into me, i want to hear them whine and mumble in their cute congested stuffed up voice, i want them to ask me for a tissue or maybe even have them use me as a tissue i want them to rub their pink drippy nose against me trying to get rid of the insatiable itch that's plauging them PLEASE

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Just a random thank you to all the content creators lately. Such good stuff! Bless you all!

[lavanderbouquete]

Big fan of sneezes that have a big buildup and a VERY contained ending- kinda like “ehh… EHHH… EHHH’phk” if that makes sense

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Sorry if I’m bombarding you but my seasonal allergies are going crazy rn. Worse than ever. Tips on how to quell this itch would be appreciated 🤧💐

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Sorry if I’m bombarding you but my seasonal allergies are going crazy rn. Worse than ever. Tips on how to quell this itch would be appreciated 🤧💐

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Never ending allergic muffled sneezes in tissues

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Never ending allergic muffled sneezes in tissues

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This is getting ridiculous 🤧🌴🌳💐