alternianCryptid

Happy Halloween! ((This is a side blog to tumblingcryptid))

[squeak-trolls-archive]

whooo wanna be judged by cryptic ancestor The Divinity   

[alterniancryptid]

I offer you an uncomfortable boy.

[squeak-trolls-archive]

Y๑U are in AWFUL c๑nditi๑n, a mystery-a mutant perhaps, but I am n๑t ๑ne t๑ ST๑๑P s๑ l๑w f๑r such a pathetic being!! Take CARE  ๑f y๑urself B๑Y, and maybe y๑u’ll be m๑re  ๑f an interest t๑  any๑ne . >:o| 

   1/10

[squeak-trolls-archive]

whooo wanna be judged by cryptic ancestor The Divinity   

[alterniancryptid]

I offer you an uncomfortable boy.

[twowivestwoknives]

are you an “I’ll find the cryptid”, “i’ll fuck the cryptid” or “i am the cryptid” person?

[lunarbex-deactivated20240115]

#thats just a chain of events

[meradorm-archive-deactivated202]

@mintyhootax

[alterniancryptid]

*sweats nervously*

[rabbit-trolls]

judge her

judge her! I might just draw your trolls with her then after their judgement showing her reaction. 

[alterniancryptid]

< So like... your bow thing iS really neat...

< uh... Shit im Sorry I havent been out in awhile but i do really like your outfit {

< itS claSSy but like not the Stereotypical garb for your hue yknow? {

< and not to get too chummy or anything but you actually look kinda approachable? like... i dunno that might be Stupid {

< juSt remember that youre a cool dude {

< ill go {

[shitty-oc-things]

Which OC ruins Christmas every year by biting the heads off gingerbread men before promptly leaving the remains for Santa as a warning?

[alterniancryptid]

< the fat man wont eScape me thiS time {

[aoitrolls]

alterniancryptid:

A soft idol please?

Holy heck, you are really cute! You don’t seem very confident, but wow you’re adorable!

[aoitrolls]

Reblog with 1 troll/oc to be judged by the deathclaw

[alterniancryptid]

A soft idol please?

[hte-spagheti]

[alterniancryptid]

I am so unreasonably happy? Thank you Hussie??

[planetberri]

CONSIDER: RAVE CLOWN her name is Raakel Clovan and she’s trying to summon the horrorterrors with her rave, she also eats glowsticks

[alterniancryptid]

Wow, so I kinda blinked out of existence, hu? 

[greentikes]

I spent a long time setting picarto up again and this is all I came up with for the stream, lol.

Utensil jokes and gross stuff.

[greentikes]

Oliver calling Kaburi! (dared by Diergo, haha)

((PHEW! This was a fun one! Hope you don’t mind Kaburi playing around with Oliver and Diergo for a little while!))

[noirtrolls]

;; reblog for a powerful mutant lesbian to judge your trolls/kids/etc. on how likely they are to survive

;; one per reblog , multiple reblogs are ok !!!

[alterniancryptid]

A nerdy mutant?

[hannigraham]

cute first date ideas: investigating paranormal cases across the united states and uncovering a major government conspiracy to hide the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials

[hornedpandeiros]

Let’s just say bad choices were made…

[greentikes]

👀 I'll let you choose lol (It's Ash)

((Hiiiiiii Ash! Heehee. (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ Sorry this choice probably could have been seen a mile away. Drakek’s grown rather fond of Nereid.))

[alterniancryptid]

Oh my gosh >u< !!!! I am deceased, my trash boy is deceased, this is too cute Rail!