NSFW: TW: I'm real. This is my only Tumblr page — 16 years strong. I’m not big on hashtags, but if you're looking for my rants, selfies, or noods, you'll find them under #personal.
I'm Kelsey and I'm 33 for those who can't "math." I live in Florida and work for my county's DMV. No husband. No relationship. No kids. Just me, my two dogs, and my cat. Masturbation, marijuana, money — that's pretty much me in three words. I'm a silly sassy girl.
I don't care who you fuck or who you love. But me? I want the dick. I'm BDSM trained — a submissive brat if I like you, a breeding queen if I love you. True love isn't out there, it's right here on Tumblr.
What will you see here? A lot of dark afterlife stuff. Sex content. Personal play content. Sometimes, some Animal Crossing content. But mostly sex and, death. Oh, maybe some quotes. Some art, music, memes. Typical girl blog.
The one thing that keeps me on Tumblr is how perfectly someone else can capture what I can't seem to say. There's always a post that feels like it was ripped straight out of my chest — something I could never put into words myself.
Real talk- I've struggled with suicidal ideation for many years now. Every damn day is a fight. Am I frozen with fear? Or do I know better? Is it the idea of death or the idea of living a new life? Do I hate myself or do I hate the versions other people see? I'm trying so hard to rewire my brain, but it’s not easy when all you've ever known is depression, isolation, and abandonment.
Fuck this.
Think Happy thoughts.
You probably didn’t need all of that. But if you're here... you might as well know me a little. Say hey. 👾
