Alt Noel Fashion

A blog dedicated to finding cheap alternatives to the clothes worn by the fashion icon that is Noel Fielding.

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I feel bad, I should’ve said something before but this blog no longer activey looks for clothing. I’ve got a lot on and don’t have the time or energy to search out such a specific aesthetic style- especially not for a budget. It’s been great though and I hope what I’ve found so far has helped anyone.  I’m keeping the blog active in case I stumble across anything cool but I’m not actively searching now.

Remember: Customise and Accessorise

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Do you have any idea where Noel got his horse jumper from task master episode 4

I’m sorry, I couldn’t find it or much else similar. If anyone else can help that’d be great.

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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH thank you for doing this ❤🍌

I was literally just about to message you to ask if you were ok. I'm glad to see you enjoy my blog. I've been a bit quiet lately but I'm planning on getting it going again. Thank you!! 💙 -K

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Seeing as this picture was taken like a millennium ago, the necklace is sold out everywhere BUT you can buy the chain and padlock separate!  

Here is the lock at a 9, the rhinestones are set (as far as I can see) identically.

Here is the chain, also a 9. This chain comes with a lock on it already but they only have gold in stock.

Cheeky bonus: 5 plain leather wrist cuffs about the same size as his shown available here for less than £4. 8 (I don’t know what his clasp is like)

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Purple rose shirts are easy to come by but finding two of the same pattern is almost impossible so I found one that look similar and cute af.  This is a 7 because of how close the colour and pattern complexity is. 

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I don’t know if Primark is a worldwide thing but they have these available right now in some stores (not mine I checked :’( but some). Check them out here.

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Do you have any idea where I can get very bright, patterned long sleeve shirts with collars similar to the ones Noel has been wearing of GBBO? I'm dying, they're so difficult for me to find and when I do, they're approximately 10000 dollars a piece.

I know of a few places!! As soon as I saw Noel’s style on the show, I started hoarding URLs. Here’s a short list (I have many more):

 Ebay Blue Floral

Ebay Red Lip

 Ebay White/Red Floral 

 Ebay White/Blue Floral 

RoseWholeSale Paisley Hawaiian

TrendsGal Floral

I’ve added a few different cuts on here from different sites :) I do plan on releasing my whole list of Noel inspired clothes soon-ish.

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Do you have any leads on Noel's elmo coat or something similar? I need it in my life, it's incredible. Thanks for running this blog!

… I have spent many a night searching for a proper cheap alternative to this coat.

The original is called an Orson flame red shag coat (?) and I saw it went for about £300 but I think it’s discontinued now.

 I think but TopShop have a similar one here for 55 euros though. 9 because the colours off a few shades.

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@coolvelvetlips kindly showed me towards this identical Grace Jones Artist jumper by Philip Normal here. 10.

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I’m looking for this sweater x

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This is the DKNY Womens Chunky Foil Jumper and is unavailable anywhere* now as far as I can see. When it was out, Harrods and other places sold it for around £250.

*there is a dodgy looking site selling it for around £50 but I don’t trust it.

If you want those links, just ask.

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Wow I love this blog!

Thank you! 😆 -K

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The jumper Noel wears here is a Givenchy star applique sweatshirt and a similar jumper can be found here. 8.

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If I submit a picture is therre anyway you or your followers can point me in the direction of a sweater Noel wore on buzzcocks? I cant seem to find a good copy of it lol

Of course we can try. Send it in. 😊 -K

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So I thought these were dots on the bandanna at first, turns out they’re stars. Oops. Try here (the options are not in English but it’s pretty straight forward) for a level 9 copy. 

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A practically identical version of this can be found here but, for a third of the price, you can get one with thicker stripes here.  So a 10 and a 7. 

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Someone pointed me towards this floral number and with Noel's current woodland phase going on, I couldn’t leave it out.

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(Sorry for the bad image quality) The four rowed leather wrist cuff he’s wearing is pretty popular and an almost exact copy can be found here. I checked the clasp on the reverse and the double buckle straps match Noel’s so I’ll give this a 9.